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brooklynite

(94,738 posts) Thu Jun 11, 2015, 10:37 PM Jun 2015

The latest news from our FRiends.....

Apparently someone's son believes he's afflicted by "evil spirits", a belief that's being supported by their priest who has scheduled a "deliverance" session. Fortunately the parent appears to be keeping an open mind on the possible causes.

http://freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/3299418/posts

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The latest news from our FRiends..... (Original Post) brooklynite Jun 2015 OP

If my son told me someting of that nature- I would take him to a Dr. not a priest for an exorcisim notadmblnd Jun 2015 #1

I give little shit about what goes over at FreiRepublik Jumpin Jack Flash Jun 2015 #2

He's probably messed up from parenting that instilled belief in demons into him. xfundy Jun 2015 #3

That site Jamaal510 Jun 2015 #4

My eyes shenmue Jun 2015 #5

No problem. All he has to do is follow this freeper's instructions. Elwood P Dowd Jun 2015 #6

Or, there's always this, as suggested by a freeper creeper... GReedDiamond Jun 2015 #7

notadmblnd

(23,720 posts)

1. If my son told me someting of that nature- I would take him to a Dr. not a priest for an exorcisim

Reply to brooklynite (Original post)

Thu Jun 11, 2015, 10:49 PM

Jun 2015

Somebody's been watching too many episodes of The Dead Files or something.

Jumpin Jack Flash

(242 posts)

2. I give little shit about what goes over at FreiRepublik

Reply to brooklynite (Original post)

Thu Jun 11, 2015, 10:51 PM

Jun 2015

I have no interest in hearing what the loonies has to say.

xfundy

(5,105 posts)

3. He's probably messed up from parenting that instilled belief in demons into him.

Reply to brooklynite (Original post)

Thu Jun 11, 2015, 11:29 PM

Jun 2015

That, and possibly meth.

Jamaal510

(10,893 posts)

4. That site

Reply to brooklynite (Original post)

Fri Jun 12, 2015, 12:03 AM

Jun 2015

looks as cheap and as 90-ish as ever. I forgot how bland it looked in comparison to DU! As for the thread itself, I hope they don't ALL seriously believe in spirits and exorcisms. If they do, I just don't know what to say about that.

shenmue

(38,506 posts)

5. My eyes

Reply to brooklynite (Original post)

Fri Jun 12, 2015, 12:07 AM

Jun 2015

Elwood P Dowd

(11,443 posts)

6. No problem. All he has to do is follow this freeper's instructions.

Reply to brooklynite (Original post)

Fri Jun 12, 2015, 12:52 AM

Jun 2015

"Simple things like lighting a candle next to a Bible and placing a flower next to a statue of Mary are very powerful."

GReedDiamond

(5,316 posts)

7. Or, there's always this, as suggested by a freeper creeper...

Reply to Elwood P Dowd (Reply #6)

Fri Jun 12, 2015, 01:04 AM

Jun 2015

Have the demon-possessed repeat this, three times:

"SATAN, IN THE NAME OF JESUS, I COMMAND YOU TO LEAVE MY MIND, BODY, LIFE, AND SOUL TODAY IN THE NAME OF JESUS! YOU HAVE NO DOMINION OVER MY LIFE! I SUBMIT MY BODY, LIFE, AND SOUL TO GOD, IN THE NAME OF JESUS! THE BLOOD OF JESUS! THE BLOOD OF JESUS! THE BLOOD OF JESUS AGAINST YOU SATAN! I APPLY THE BLOOD OF JESUS OVER MY LIFE! I APPLY THE BLOOD OF JESUS OVER WHERE I LIVE AT! I APPLY THE BLOOD OF JESUS OVER MY FAMILY! I DO IT ALL IN THE NAME OF JESUS THE BLOOD OF JESUS! THE BLOOD OF JESUS! THE BLOOD OF JESUS AGAINST YOU SATAN! IN JESUS NAME I CALL IT DONE! AMEN AND AMEN! IN JESUS CHRIST’S HOLY NAME I PRAY, AMEN!"

There ya go, feel better?

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