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DUers, let's be helpers. Jeb! needs a campaign motto. (Original Post) NightWatcher Jun 2015 OP
Jeb: Only slighter brighter than his brother, but just as corrupt! FSogol Jun 2015 #1
I went to a bar last night and got Jebbed in the bathroom Johonny Jun 2015 #2
Because We Get Three Strikes Before We Are Out! Motown_Johnny Jun 2015 #3
Actually, that would be "since the '20s" Art_from_Ark Jun 2015 #46
doh...my bad Motown_Johnny Jun 2015 #49
That makes it all the more astounding Art_from_Ark Jun 2015 #50
He was a Governor! 8 years ago. underpants Jun 2015 #4
He's as sharp as kindergarten scissors!!! underpants Jun 2015 #5
Jeb, remember he's Hispanic. onecaliberal Jun 2015 #6
"I'll finish what by Brother Started" Joe Turner Jun 2015 #7
Jeb: Because America needs a 2007 Lehman Brothers consultant in charge muriel_volestrangler Jun 2015 #8
Jeb Bush: Same Name – New Strategery. nt Freelancer Jun 2015 #9
Jeb: "if he wins, our childern (sic) isn't lurning." lastlib Jun 2015 #10
"I was adopted." eppur_se_muova Jun 2015 #11
"You'll get a 3-fer-1" NCjack Jun 2015 #12
The best bush get. Even better than all the others. s-cubed Jun 2015 #13
Jeb..the E-D-U-C-T-I-O-N President SoCalDem Jun 2015 #14
"This Is Not Your Father's Oldsmobile" kentuck Jun 2015 #15
Pickett's Charge to the Presidency! jeff47 Jun 2015 #16
"Time to be fooled again" n2doc Jun 2015 #17
Holy cow, this made me LOL! DawgHouse Jun 2015 #24
Oh no! Here we go again Sheepshank Jun 2015 #18
Jeb: You've seen this shitty movie before ellisonz Jun 2015 #19
Jeb: Because America was fool enough to vote for the other two, why not me? - Or... herding cats Jun 2015 #20
Florida Man to Deliver Final Blow to USA Arugula Latte Jun 2015 #21
I like that. Jeb: the Florida Man running for Prez NightWatcher Jun 2015 #27
He should make the "Bad Boys, Bad Boys" theme from "Cops" his campaign song. Arugula Latte Jun 2015 #37
Considering that his wife and all his kids have had brushes with the law, that's appropriate! nt MADem Jun 2015 #56
"Jeb - He's Supposed To Be The Smart One." Vinca Jun 2015 #22
JEB BUSH mylye2222 Jun 2015 #23
Jeb Bobbie Jo Jun 2015 #25
"I am not a crook" TBF Jun 2015 #26
LOL! Art_from_Ark Jun 2015 #51
I'm the Bushiest!! wendylaroux Jun 2015 #28
"Amurka needs another Son of a Bush." lpbk2713 Jun 2015 #29
J(ust) E(nough) of the B(ullsh*t) nt Earth_First Jun 2015 #30
Jeb: malaise Jun 2015 #31
We fooled you twice, how about thrice? hifiguy Jun 2015 #32
From Macbeth: What, will the line stretch out to the crack of doom? LeftishBrit Jun 2015 #33
"out of the crack of doom" Is that about Babs' womb? NightWatcher Jun 2015 #35
... Arugula Latte Jun 2015 #38
But I hope that enough people will remember the chorus of the folk song 'The Prickly Bush' as sung LeftishBrit Jun 2015 #34
Fooled ya' twice, you'll get fooled again IDemo Jun 2015 #36
"Is we learning yet?" Scuba Jun 2015 #39
Jeb...just another Bush. Skidmore Jun 2015 #40
"If you thought 2001-2009 was a national nightmare... Art_from_Ark Jun 2015 #41
"If you think my brother's a fuckup, check me out!" NaturalHigh Jun 2015 #42
The best motto for Jeb is Jeb. Leaving the Bush off of it was a smart move. B Calm Jun 2015 #43
Let's bring shame back to amurika dembotoz Jun 2015 #44
Beating around the bushes, again. nt boston bean Jun 2015 #45
Jabber Jeb Talks War SaranchaIsWaiting Jun 2015 #47
No! Tommy_Carcetti Jun 2015 #48
"Read my lips! No new Bushes!" Art_from_Ark Jun 2015 #52
The NOT-Drunk One!!!! MADem Jun 2015 #53
Jeb: For Another Reign of Error lovemydog Jun 2015 #54
#3's the CHARM! nt napi21 Jun 2015 #55
"I Can't Believe You Are Even Considering Me!" or BillZBubb Jun 2015 #57
JEB a vote for mansion trash . olddots Jun 2015 #58
I'm not George W... No! really! For Christ sakes BELIEVE ME! R&K nt longship Jun 2015 #59
Jeb '16: This Space For Rent! n/t Orsino Jun 2015 #60

FSogol

(45,488 posts)
1. Jeb: Only slighter brighter than his brother, but just as corrupt!
Sun Jun 14, 2015, 11:23 AM
Jun 2015

Jeb: Proving that the 3rd time isn't the charm.
Jeb: You thought "w" was bad.....

 

Motown_Johnny

(22,308 posts)
3. Because We Get Three Strikes Before We Are Out!
Sun Jun 14, 2015, 11:29 AM
Jun 2015

Also, because the (R)s have not won the WH without a Nixon or Bush on the ticket since the 50s.

Art_from_Ark

(27,247 posts)
50. That makes it all the more astounding
Mon Jun 15, 2015, 11:52 AM
Jun 2015

Republicans have not been able to get into the White House without a Bush or a Nixon on the ticket for more than 80 years

muriel_volestrangler

(101,320 posts)
8. Jeb: Because America needs a 2007 Lehman Brothers consultant in charge
Sun Jun 14, 2015, 11:41 AM
Jun 2015
Jeb Bush’s own track record is terrible. He was elected as governor of Florida in 1998, touting his ambitious plan to ‘reform’ – i.e. privatise – the state’s underperforming schools. The actual returns of his ‘education miracle’ are equivocal at best: it’s hard to tell how individual schools are performing because the letter-grade system he instituted (from A to F) is recalibrated almost every year in an attempt to improve the figures. The unregulated charter schools are paid for with taxpayers’ money. Florida statutes require the organisations administering the schools to be non-profits, but, Florida being Florida, all that energetic for-profit concerns had to do was set up non-profit shell companies as nominal administrators. By 2002, according to the St Petersburg Times, three-quarters of all newly established charter schools were managed by for-profit companies. One such edubusiness, the Richard Milburn Academy, has been forced to close seven failing schools across the state since 2006, but is still allowed to operate two campuses in Daytona Beach with $2.8 million in tax subsidies. In all, 30 per cent of the state’s charter schools have gone under; meanwhile, the people in charge of them have often simply gone on to set up new schools under new corporate letterheads.

Bush’s other accomplishments in office include two curiously complementary policy fiascos: signing the nation’s first ever ‘stand your ground’ gun law (the legislation that gave us the Trayvon Martin killing and countless other instances of unpunished citizen bloodletting); and prolonging the life of the severely brain-damaged Terri Schiavo in a cynical bid to burnish his culture wars résumé. Also disgraceful was the disenfranchisement of Florida’s black electorate on his watch. Florida election officials, ostensibly looking to prevent felons from casting ballots, worked from lists riddled with errors and mistaken entries, with the result that more than 12,000 qualified black voters were purged from registration rolls during the 2000 election cycle. In addition, majority black and Hispanic districts were plagued with antiquated and malfunctioning polling machines – breeding grounds for the ‘hanging chads’ that made the Florida ballot in 2000 a global byword for gross electoral negligence.

Bush’s private-sector CV has been no more inspiring. He co-led a shady Florida company called Bush-El, which marketed water pumps in Nigeria. On one occasion, before his time as governor, a pilot reported seeing Bush and other company managers travelling on a plane to Nigeria with a briefcase full of cash, presumably earmarked for government bribes. Bush denied having been on the plane. After 2007, when he retired from office, he served on the board of a building materials company called InnoVida, which paid $15,000 a month to Bush’s consultancy firm. InnoVida declared bankruptcy in 2011 and was charged with defrauding investors. Its CEO, Claudio Osorio, had misappropriated investor cash to buy himself a Maserati and a mansion, and is now serving a 12-year sentence in federal prison. Bush has claimed he knew nothing of InnoVida’s wrongdoing. Bush was also on the board at Swisher Hygiene, a soap-making concern. When the senior brass confessed they had been doctoring financial documents and practising dodgy accounting, the company’s stock valuation plunged by three-quarters. Once more Bush denied any knowledge of what was going on (this claim won’t now be tested in court, since the firm settled a class action brought by its investors without having to acknowledge any wrongdoing).

But all this was as nothing compared to the most glorious moment in Jeb’s board-padding career. In 2007, he was appointed a consultant at Lehman Brothers. Like all major financial players, Lehman was by then up to its eyeballs in mortgage-backed securities. Two months later, the Florida State Board of Administration’s $1.4 billion in toxic mortgage-backed securities, predominantly sold to it by Lehman, started to tank. By the following year, Lehman’s enormous holdings in subprime loans were all but wiped out, and Bush was enlisted to see if he could engineer a fire sale of some of the bank’s empire of debt to the Mexican billionaire Carlos Slim. Nothing came of this last-ditch overture and Lehman went under in the fall of 2008, very nearly taking the financialised infrastructure of global capitalism with it. Of course, it wouldn’t be fair to suggest that Bush was responsible for any of this, but it’s never a good sign when your last shot at market redemption hinges on Jeb Bush’s ability to save the day. In the event, Bush managed to pocket several million in fees from Barclays after it took ownership of the Lehman portfolio’s expiring husk.

http://www.lrb.co.uk/v37/n12/chris-lehmann/the-candidates

SoCalDem

(103,856 posts)
14. Jeb..the E-D-U-C-T-I-O-N President
Sun Jun 14, 2015, 12:36 PM
Jun 2015

Misspelling is deliberate..It's a GOP "special feature"...not a glitch



second photo is just because

 

Sheepshank

(12,504 posts)
18. Oh no! Here we go again
Sun Jun 14, 2015, 02:04 PM
Jun 2015

Then Jeb could follow,up with, " really, it's a "no". I am not going with my Bush policy legacy. I reject everything about my dad and brother"

herding cats

(19,565 posts)
20. Jeb: Because America was fool enough to vote for the other two, why not me? - Or...
Sun Jun 14, 2015, 03:31 PM
Jun 2015

Jeb: We broke it. We can fix it.

Jeb: "No Child Left Behind" means I'm next.

Jeb: Because I would do probably nothing for African Americans.

Jeb: Put a Bush back in the WH, and give weapons and oil investments a Right to Rise.

Jeb: Dick Cheney will shoot you in the face if you don't vote for me.

Jeb: Third times the charm?

Jeb: The same last name you know, but now with 1/3 fewer Bushisms!

Jeb: My dad is the greatest man alive!

Jeb: Because mama said it's my turn!

NightWatcher

(39,343 posts)
27. I like that. Jeb: the Florida Man running for Prez
Sun Jun 14, 2015, 03:50 PM
Jun 2015

Who knows, if that doesn't take he'll get wacked out on Flocka, strip nekkid, break into a McDonalds and be arrested while attempting to drink straight from the soda machine.

LeftishBrit

(41,208 posts)
33. From Macbeth: What, will the line stretch out to the crack of doom?
Sun Jun 14, 2015, 05:28 PM
Jun 2015

From maths: One zero was zero; two zeroes were zero; and THREE zeroes will still be zero!

Not sure either of those actually works as a campaign slogan, though. Perhaps: 'I made my unqualified and unelected brother President of the USA - just think what I could do for you!'

LeftishBrit

(41,208 posts)
34. But I hope that enough people will remember the chorus of the folk song 'The Prickly Bush' as sung
Sun Jun 14, 2015, 05:32 PM
Jun 2015

by the Fureys:

Oh, the prickly bush
Does pierce my heart full sore,
And if ever I get away from that bush,
I'll never be caught any more!

 

SaranchaIsWaiting

(247 posts)
47. Jabber Jeb Talks War
Mon Jun 15, 2015, 09:27 AM
Jun 2015

and other things that hurt people.

Jabber Jeb BroDaddy?
3 bushes in the hand is worth crying about.

meh.

BillZBubb

(10,650 posts)
57. "I Can't Believe You Are Even Considering Me!" or
Mon Jun 15, 2015, 12:02 PM
Jun 2015

"Trust Me, I Am Not My Brother's Keeper" or

"Keep Electing Bushes, Eventually Get a Good One!"

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