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Jeb: The only Bush who can travel outside of the US without fear of prosecution
FSogol
(45,488 posts)Jeb: Proving that the 3rd time isn't the charm.
Jeb: You thought "w" was bad.....
Johonny
(20,851 posts)Motown_Johnny
(22,308 posts)Also, because the (R)s have not won the WH without a Nixon or Bush on the ticket since the 50s.
Art_from_Ark
(27,247 posts)Nixon was on the Republican ticket in 1952 and 1956.
Motown_Johnny
(22,308 posts)Thanks
Art_from_Ark
(27,247 posts)Republicans have not been able to get into the White House without a Bush or a Nixon on the ticket for more than 80 years
underpants
(182,826 posts)underpants
(182,826 posts)onecaliberal
(32,861 posts)Joe Turner
(930 posts)"Change Corporations can count on"
muriel_volestrangler
(101,320 posts)Bushs other accomplishments in office include two curiously complementary policy fiascos: signing the nations first ever stand your ground gun law (the legislation that gave us the Trayvon Martin killing and countless other instances of unpunished citizen bloodletting); and prolonging the life of the severely brain-damaged Terri Schiavo in a cynical bid to burnish his culture wars résumé. Also disgraceful was the disenfranchisement of Floridas black electorate on his watch. Florida election officials, ostensibly looking to prevent felons from casting ballots, worked from lists riddled with errors and mistaken entries, with the result that more than 12,000 qualified black voters were purged from registration rolls during the 2000 election cycle. In addition, majority black and Hispanic districts were plagued with antiquated and malfunctioning polling machines breeding grounds for the hanging chads that made the Florida ballot in 2000 a global byword for gross electoral negligence.
Bushs private-sector CV has been no more inspiring. He co-led a shady Florida company called Bush-El, which marketed water pumps in Nigeria. On one occasion, before his time as governor, a pilot reported seeing Bush and other company managers travelling on a plane to Nigeria with a briefcase full of cash, presumably earmarked for government bribes. Bush denied having been on the plane. After 2007, when he retired from office, he served on the board of a building materials company called InnoVida, which paid $15,000 a month to Bushs consultancy firm. InnoVida declared bankruptcy in 2011 and was charged with defrauding investors. Its CEO, Claudio Osorio, had misappropriated investor cash to buy himself a Maserati and a mansion, and is now serving a 12-year sentence in federal prison. Bush has claimed he knew nothing of InnoVidas wrongdoing. Bush was also on the board at Swisher Hygiene, a soap-making concern. When the senior brass confessed they had been doctoring financial documents and practising dodgy accounting, the companys stock valuation plunged by three-quarters. Once more Bush denied any knowledge of what was going on (this claim wont now be tested in court, since the firm settled a class action brought by its investors without having to acknowledge any wrongdoing).
But all this was as nothing compared to the most glorious moment in Jebs board-padding career. In 2007, he was appointed a consultant at Lehman Brothers. Like all major financial players, Lehman was by then up to its eyeballs in mortgage-backed securities. Two months later, the Florida State Board of Administrations $1.4 billion in toxic mortgage-backed securities, predominantly sold to it by Lehman, started to tank. By the following year, Lehmans enormous holdings in subprime loans were all but wiped out, and Bush was enlisted to see if he could engineer a fire sale of some of the banks empire of debt to the Mexican billionaire Carlos Slim. Nothing came of this last-ditch overture and Lehman went under in the fall of 2008, very nearly taking the financialised infrastructure of global capitalism with it. Of course, it wouldnt be fair to suggest that Bush was responsible for any of this, but its never a good sign when your last shot at market redemption hinges on Jeb Bushs ability to save the day. In the event, Bush managed to pocket several million in fees from Barclays after it took ownership of the Lehman portfolios expiring husk.
http://www.lrb.co.uk/v37/n12/chris-lehmann/the-candidates
Freelancer
(2,107 posts)lastlib
(23,241 posts)eppur_se_muova
(36,266 posts)Oops, that one might actually work.
NCjack
(10,279 posts)s-cubed
(1,385 posts)SoCalDem
(103,856 posts)Misspelling is deliberate..It's a GOP "special feature"...not a glitch
second photo is just because
kentuck
(111,098 posts)Thanks to playinghardball for this:
jeff47
(26,549 posts)n2doc
(47,953 posts)DawgHouse
(4,019 posts)Sheepshank
(12,504 posts)Then Jeb could follow,up with, " really, it's a "no". I am not going with my Bush policy legacy. I reject everything about my dad and brother"
ellisonz
(27,711 posts)herding cats
(19,565 posts)Jeb: We broke it. We can fix it.
Jeb: "No Child Left Behind" means I'm next.
Jeb: Because I would do probably nothing for African Americans.
Jeb: Put a Bush back in the WH, and give weapons and oil investments a Right to Rise.
Jeb: Dick Cheney will shoot you in the face if you don't vote for me.
Jeb: Third times the charm?
Jeb: The same last name you know, but now with 1/3 fewer Bushisms!
Jeb: My dad is the greatest man alive!
Jeb: Because mama said it's my turn!
Arugula Latte
(50,566 posts)(Okay, that's a headline more than a motto.)
NightWatcher
(39,343 posts)Who knows, if that doesn't take he'll get wacked out on Flocka, strip nekkid, break into a McDonalds and be arrested while attempting to drink straight from the soda machine.
Arugula Latte
(50,566 posts)MADem
(135,425 posts)Vinca
(50,276 posts)mylye2222
(2,992 posts)Just Enforcing what my Brother's job of BUll SHit has begun.
Bobbie Jo
(14,341 posts)Jeb: B̶u̶s̶h̶ Smith
Yeah, that's the ticket.
TBF
(32,062 posts)Hey, it worked for Nixon
wendylaroux
(2,925 posts)It's Bush time!!
Kick back,relax,and have another cool Bushhhhhh....
lpbk2713
(42,757 posts)Earth_First
(14,910 posts)malaise
(269,026 posts)Amnesia to the point that he thinks you have it.
hifiguy
(33,688 posts)LeftishBrit
(41,208 posts)From maths: One zero was zero; two zeroes were zero; and THREE zeroes will still be zero!
Not sure either of those actually works as a campaign slogan, though. Perhaps: 'I made my unqualified and unelected brother President of the USA - just think what I could do for you!'
NightWatcher
(39,343 posts)Sorry I just made you think that
Arugula Latte
(50,566 posts)LeftishBrit
(41,208 posts)by the Fureys:
Oh, the prickly bush
Does pierce my heart full sore,
And if ever I get away from that bush,
I'll never be caught any more!
IDemo
(16,926 posts)Scuba
(53,475 posts)Skidmore
(37,364 posts)Art_from_Ark
(27,247 posts)You ain't seen nothing yet!"
NaturalHigh
(12,778 posts)B Calm
(28,762 posts)dembotoz
(16,806 posts)boston bean
(36,221 posts)SaranchaIsWaiting
(247 posts)and other things that hurt people.
Jabber Jeb BroDaddy?
3 bushes in the hand is worth crying about.
meh.
Tommy_Carcetti
(43,182 posts)Or, maybe......Hell No!
Art_from_Ark
(27,247 posts)MADem
(135,425 posts)lovemydog
(11,833 posts)napi21
(45,806 posts)BillZBubb
(10,650 posts)"Trust Me, I Am Not My Brother's Keeper" or
"Keep Electing Bushes, Eventually Get a Good One!"