Jackie Radical's "The 12 Suggested Steps of DUmmies Unanimous "
Jim sent me this just in the last few days. Said he was going to rework to be current. He didn't send me the link to original post
It will stand as is now.
From a really great, funny, kind man to all of DU
"Things were a lot lighter in that era, despite all the heat.
Here's something of mine from back then:
The 12 Suggested Steps of DUmmies Unanimous
1. We admitted we were powerless over GD--that our lives had become unmanageable.
2. Came to believe that a Power greater than ourselves could tombstone us at will.
3. Made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care of Skinner as we understood Him.
4. Made a searching and fearless moral inventory of those holding or advocating opposing opinions.
5. Admitted to the Magistrate the exact nature of their wrongs.
6. Were entirely ready to have The Admin remove all these defects of character.
7. Humbly asked Them to remove our tombstones and reinstate us.
8. Made a list of all persons whom we had put on Ignore or whose threads we had hijacked, and became willing to fake amends to them all.
9. Made direct amends to such people wherever possible, except when to do so would entail inconveniences on our part.
10. Continued to take inventory of opposing doctrines and their proponents and when they were wrong promptly tried to make them admit it.
11. Sought through prayer and meditation to improve our conscious contact with Admin, as we understood Them, praying only that they would overlook our flamewars and personal attacks.
12. Having had a spiritual awakening as the result of these steps, we tried to carry this message to the trolls, Morans and FReepers. "
RIP Jim.
= new reply since forum marked as read
Rather recent, too.
but always enjoyed his comments. These are excellent rules for the DU 12 Step Recovery program. 
He could always put a smile on my face.
RIP, Jackpine.
Rest in Power, Jackpine Radical.
RIP Jackpine. 
I knew that I'd seen this not long ago, thought it was brilliant and clever. Thanks so much for posting this. A real loss for DU...
Love that guy.
This feels surreal....
Jackpine Needles
Cranky Commentary from a Countrified Curmudgeon
http://jackpineneedles.blogspot.com/
Dammit, some days it's just hard not to imagine a huge conspiracy is controlling the course of events in the world.
Monday, October 4, 2010
The US is now facing the greatest concentration of wealth at the top that we have seen since 1929, and we seem to have a Forever War going on. Even during the Clinton years, between the two Iraq wars, we continued a program of "low-intensity" warfare against Saddam. We have now shifted our focus to Afghanistan--that eternal sink of imperial ambitions--and will likely take on Pakistan next, followed by Iran.
The New Democrats in the US seem to be imperialist Republicans minus the hoods and burning crosses. The nation is being swept by anti-intellectualism: fundamentalist religion, climate change denial, writing Thomas Jefferson out of the history books, and the like. The public schools are being reduced to serf academies where students learn the minimal literacy and numeracy skills required to make them useful for their masters, while those parts of the curriculum having to do with critical thinking, artistic expression, and general understanding of the world are being subverted by various strategems.
A large portion of this country seems to think they live in a universe equipped with different physical laws than the one I believe myself to inhabit. Somehow, I think this is no accident. People who are willing to believe that humans coexisted with dinosaurs are also likely to accept the notion that their interests will best be served by deregulating the corporations and predatory investment banks, and that their true enemies are the trade unions, the Muslims, the socialists, and the brown-skinned unfortunates who pick their crops under brutal conditions for desperately little pay.
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A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little reality-based minds.
Thursday, January 13, 2011
Give up consistency, give up rationality, give up the shackles of logic, and all things become possible to you.
You can balance the Federal budget by cutting taxes on the rich and create jobs by busting unions.
You can deny the poor the basic necessities of life, secure in your knowledge that you are doing the work of the Lord.
You can run an oil-based economy forever because oil is a renewable resource and there are no harmful consequences to burning it.
You can call your opponents “enemies” and “traitors” and advocate their assassination and rest assured that you have no responsibility when someone acts on your word.
You can take from others whatever it pleases you to take, and do to them whatever it pleases you to do, knowing that you are merely helping the Lord to carry out His will on those who deserve no better.
You can subject your enemies to pain, torture and death, knowing full well that you have the Lord’s blessing because they are also His enemies.
And finally, if you have any mild twinges of fear for your soul, at the end of your days you can utter certain magical phrases and all will be forgiven--if, indeed, there is actually anything to be forgiven in one who has lived such an exemplary life as yours has been.
http://jackpineneedles.blogspot.com/
in the Pinned Post by him at the Top of the Page at Bernie's Group? Is that where you wanted it? 
I miss you Jackpine Radical. I'm so glad the link to this post was available because I missed it the first time around. It's brilliant. 
