Coming up next! The controversy: does Rachael Dolezal have an innie or an outie?

Followed by shocking revelations that she once left chewing gum on the bottom of her middle school English class desk!
And tonight, a special report on why so many Americans are wondering whether her breasts are the same size!
But first we go undercover to learn what's in her shopping basket!
And tomorrow: what do Rachael's shoe choices tell us about her race?
Later this week: how to tell Rachael from Caitlyn!
Stay tuned!