The other guy, not so much.

Bernie's at least will stick to his head

But you'd think the guy who brags about all his money could afford to get some professional help for that.

It is said that what you are looking at is not a rug, but a botched plug job from back before they had perfected them.

plastic surgeon out there that could fix it. Even a good hair stylist might be able to do something with extensions or other methods. If I were him, I'd invest in a good toupee to cover that.

he's had money for years and he's had whatever that is on his head for years. Why can't Trump get a really good weave or wig or whatever it takes?

A perfect metaphor for their public service records and current qualifications for office.

Hair today. Goon tomorrow.