Funny OpEd: "Global warming is totally a lie liberals tell to distract us from their commie agendas"
This so-called environmental Armageddon is a fictitious construction cooked up by the left so well spend all our time (or at least a half hour a week) changing out our light bulbs and flattening cardboard and completely overlooking their pinko/commie/socialist agendas. Im on to you, liberals! Youre trying to be heroes to humanity. You want everyone to pat you on the back and say, Oh, look who saved the planet!
Well, I have news for you. The planet doesnt need saving. After all, its been around for almost 2,000 years. It was fine before you got here, and itll be fine after the apocalypse destroys most of humankind for the sins of homosexuality and shellfish consumption. God hates Shrimp Scampi, but He doesnt seem to have a problem with littering. (Leviticus 10:10)
I wish people would stop incessantly asking, Dont we care what kind of planet were going to leave our children? First of all, Im pretty sure any child psychologist would agree that leaving a whole planet to a kid is an appalling idea. I wouldnt dream of spoiling my daughter with an entire planet. You dont have to give your kids the world; just spend some time with them once in a while. Thats what they really want. That, and a Mercedes SUV for their sweet 16.
But the most telling sign that global warming is not an actual threat is this: the Republican presidential candidates arent trying to scare us with the prospect that were all doomed to die from toxic air and scorching temperatures. And Republican presidential candidates love scaring the public. Its their passion. If they could put a gun to each of our heads individually and say, Vote for me or else you die, I think they would.
http://www.theguardian.com/environment/commentisfree/2015/jun/19/global-warming-lie-liberals-tell-distract-us
I love the last reason that global warming cannot be real. If it were real wouldn't republicans be using it to scare us. "It's their passion." (I know there are profits to be made in warming up the planet.)