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Amerigo Vespucci

(30,885 posts)
Tue May 15, 2012, 11:59 AM May 2012

WOO-HOO! Jamie "I f**ked up BIG TIME" Dimon gets to keep ALL his cheddar, motherf**kers! USA! USA!

I'm writing this as I'm about to get in the car and go bust my ass drumming up new clients. The fact that Dimon fucked up on such a GRAND SCALE and was STILL given a vote of confidence by shareholders just gives me a warm sensation I can't describe.





"I got mine, beeyotch!"

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(52,309 posts)
2. the problem is, jpmorgan is of such a grand scale, that a $2bn loss can be easily absorbed.
Tue May 15, 2012, 12:51 PM
May 2012

they likely won't post a single quarter of losses as a result of this.

so, while shareholders are and should be rightly annoyed with this one fiasco, in the scheme of things, they're still happy with jpmorgan and dimon.

why i like most about this is that it wounds a guy who had become a thorn in obama's side. he had been a respected banking authority pushing against more regulation and oversight. this provides great ammunition for democrats.

in a political sense, i want him to keep his job, wounded, rather than be replaced by someone who might be a worse thorn in obama's side.

progressoid

(49,996 posts)
4. "provides great ammunition for democrats?"
Wed May 16, 2012, 08:31 AM
May 2012

Ammo for what? The Commander in Chief says JPMorgan is "one of the best managed banks there is"

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(52,309 posts)
16. yes, and it STILL had a huge, undisciplined loss. all the more justification for oversight
Wed May 16, 2012, 10:16 AM
May 2012

if only the terribly managed banks had problems, then one could imagine there might be enough well-managed banks to see us through any crisis.

but if even well-managed banks can have something like this, then that's a great argument for limiting their exposures, separating proprietary trading from customer-facing banking, etc.

robert reich and elizabeth warren and other democrats had some choice words about this as well, as they aren't as conflicted as obama because they feel no need for wall street campaign funds. but obama's words seemed to me quite carefully calibrated to show support for wall street and an erstwhile and perhaps future major donor, while leaving the door wide open for more regulation and oversight.

note that republicans have already backed off plans to repeal regulation.

Robb

(39,665 posts)
8. Again, see "world's tallest dwarf."
Wed May 16, 2012, 09:14 AM
May 2012

I love how suddenly so many fear Obama has gone tone deaf after four years.

Concern noted.

Romulox

(25,960 posts)
14. "You could have a bank that isn't as strong, isn't as **profitable** making those same bets..."
Wed May 16, 2012, 09:24 AM
May 2012

You could have a bank that isn’t as strong, isn’t as profitable making those same bets and we might have had to step in,” Obama said.

Read more: http://articles.businessinsider.com/2012-05-14/wall_street/31699758_1_banks-jamie-dimon-watch-obama#ixzz1v2SsJTPg

Robb

(39,665 posts)
15. "Businessinsider.com is the best blogger-written biz news out there."
Wed May 16, 2012, 09:28 AM
May 2012

I see you are deliberately trying to avoid the point, so enjoy yourself. Maybe you'll get lucky.

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