The facebook rainbow demonstrates the difference between conservatives and liberals

The rather conservative Supreme Court recognizes the fact 10 to 15% of the human race wanting the same basic marriage package as everyone else was overwhelmingly celebrated by many (nearly all) of my liberal Facebook friends with little rainbow photos. It was like they thought they won a sounding victory. Oddly the Supreme Courts ruling that maybe you're not getting enough mercury in your drink water, or else we should pretend to worry about cost to for profit companies when they damage basic human resources was not celebrated with overwhelming excitement by my conservative friends. There were no mercury colored Facebook photos. I mean not a single one! No, yes we finally did it. No, invitations to mercury poisoning parties. It is almost like conservatives when getting exactly what they voted for stuck in their drinking water aren't proud of that fact. What is it about conservatism that they aren't proud of?