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skip fox

(19,359 posts)
Thu Jul 2, 2015, 11:30 AM Jul 2015

The author of Killing Cognition!!! . . . Please come CAPTION Bill O'Reilly!!!



Bill ("I wish I was here&quot O'Reilly is saying: "Listen, I'm trying to be non-partisan here. . . . Let me just say this, if Hillary Clinton is elected President of the United States, she will appoint Supreme Court justices who will shred all remaining religious liberty, she'll created an EPA Gestapo which will strangle business and bring capitalism to its knees, and she' institute state-ordered abortions for all those she deems unfit or politically undesirable. . . . It might seem outlandish, but there it is! . . . That's my bipartisan take on our possible future!"


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Above CAPTION Based on the following Fox clip at Media Matters:

http://mediamatters.org/video/2015/07/01/oreilly-religious-americans-are-in-danger-if-hi/204228
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randys1

(16,286 posts)
1. You know that guy at the local watering hole who when you walk into the bar you can
Thu Jul 2, 2015, 11:37 AM
Jul 2015

hear him in mid sentence, blathering on about stuff he knows absolutely nothing about, but doing so in such a way that clearly means he thinks he is an expert.

Say hello to Bill O'Reilly.

No single person in human history has at the same time thought he knew everything while knowing nothing.

If that makes sense.

And he is paid by morons to express his complete lack of knowledge.

tblue37

(65,357 posts)
11. That's why I changed the last name to "Craven" and specified that he is the * evil* version from
Thu Jul 2, 2015, 12:39 PM
Jul 2015

a bizarre alternate reality where everything is inverted, as in the Superman comics.

underpants

(182,803 posts)
2. I don't have even the lilith bit of doubt that this is a bad woman
Thu Jul 2, 2015, 11:40 AM
Jul 2015

an evil woman and she needs to be cast out by this Christian nation. We are on the eve of something disastrous for American Christians, which is who the Bible is all about, not the lilith bit of doubt.

TlalocW

(15,382 posts)
3. My GOP dream team for the 2016 election
Thu Jul 2, 2015, 11:45 AM
Jul 2015

Would have to be some sort of Christie/Trump or Trump/Christie ticket with O'Reilly tapped to be their campaign manager. The constant refrain of, "Who's doing the raping? Someone's doing the raping!", "Sit down and shut up!", and "You're all pinheads!" coming from the campaign would be a thing of beauty.

TlalocW

DetlefK

(16,423 posts)
4. "A woman shall have no power over men! It says so right in the Bible!"
Thu Jul 2, 2015, 11:50 AM
Jul 2015

"A female president, Feminazis, leftist brownshirts and the EPA gestapo... It all fits together! Why am I the only one seeing the pattern here?"

 

Rex

(65,616 posts)
6. "Someone look around the desk for my buttplug, it is about this round."
Thu Jul 2, 2015, 11:55 AM
Jul 2015

"Ooooooooooohhhh...buttplug, I hardly knew ye before the liberals took you away from me!"

aint_no_life_nowhere

(21,925 posts)
7. "Ah yes, Andrea Mackris was sexually thrilled when I used a vibrator on myself
Thu Jul 2, 2015, 12:04 PM
Jul 2015

and ejaculated over the telephone."


Counts 83 through 86 of Andrea Mackris' complaint against O'Reilly for sexual harrassment.

http://www.topix.com/forum/tv/the-oreilly-factor/TSL91K0LC8FLPNV8A


83. During the course of Defendant BILL O'REILLY's sexual rant, it became clear that he was using a vibrator upon himself, and that he ejaculated. Plaintiff was repulsed.

84. Immediately after climaxing, Defendant BILL O'REILLY launched into a discussion concerning how good he was during a recent appearance on "The Tonight Show" with Jay Leno: "It was funny, they used a big clip of me...Right after Brokaw and Brokaw was absolutely the most unfunny guy in the world, and the audience got a big charge out of my...It was good."

85. After climaxing, Defendant BILL O'REILLY again boasted that none of the women he'd engaged in sexual relations with would ever tell:

"Nobody'd believe 'em...they wouldn't anyway, I can't imagine any of them ever doing that 'cuz I always made friends with women before I bedded them down."

86. Defendant BILL O'REILLY concluded stating:

"You know, Mackris, in these days of your celibacy and your hibernation this is good for you to have a little fantasy outlet, you know, just to keep it tuned, keep that sensuality tuned until you know Mr. Right comes along and then you can put him in traction...I'm trying to tell you, this is good for your mental health."

skip fox

(19,359 posts)
13. "Well you see. If they hold a falafel like this, it means one thing. But it
Thu Jul 2, 2015, 03:15 PM
Jul 2015

they hold it another way it means something entirely different, something I can't say on national television."

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