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Recursion

(56,582 posts)
Thu Jul 2, 2015, 03:59 PM Jul 2015

The powers that be are taking the pop out of Bubble Wrap because they hate us

http://mashable.com/2015/07/02/death-of-bubble-wrap/

Further proof that corporations are pure evil: they're killing Bubble Wrap.

According to the Wall Street Journal, Bubble Wrap sales are falling amongst new competition in the market. Sealed Air Corp., inventors of Bubble Wrap (the gift that keeps on giving), are revamping their packing product to appeal to space-conscious manufacturers. This new product, called iBubble Wrap (good lord), will not pop when you squeeze it.

This new, bastardized version of Bubble Wrap will cost less to ship to customers, which I guess is what matters if you have no joy in your soul.

Bubble Wrap was invented in 1957, and has been easing the stress of moving ever since.


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The powers that be are taking the pop out of Bubble Wrap because they hate us (Original Post) Recursion Jul 2015 OP
Nooooooooo! NV Whino Jul 2015 #1
I spent an enjoyable hour last December watching my 3 y.o. great grandson tularetom Jul 2015 #2
This is a crime against humanity. bigwillq Jul 2015 #3
I'm agreeing with a yankee fan. tymorial Jul 2015 #8
hee hee bigwillq Jul 2015 #9
New but not improved. TexasTowelie Jul 2015 #4
That's it, we're rebelling. NuclearDem Jul 2015 #5
!!!!!! NO !!!!!!! tymorial Jul 2015 #6
The funniest thing I remember with bubble wrap is my sister in law csziggy Jul 2015 #13
lol tymorial Jul 2015 #14
just another slip down the slope of disempowerment nt HFRN Jul 2015 #7
Sort of. They're responding to consumer choices Recursion Jul 2015 #11
All I can say is... Xyzse Jul 2015 #10
NOOOOOOOOO! n/t prayin4rain Jul 2015 #12
That's just wrong! I love Bubble Wrap! Solly Mack Jul 2015 #15
Relax. There's still this: LiberalElite Jul 2015 #16
This cannot stand mcar Jul 2015 #17
There are apps for that BumRushDaShow Jul 2015 #18
Fucking Commies! Glassunion Jul 2015 #19

tularetom

(23,664 posts)
2. I spent an enjoyable hour last December watching my 3 y.o. great grandson
Thu Jul 2, 2015, 04:06 PM
Jul 2015

doing nothing but popping bubble wrap. Even got the cat to pop a couple of the bigger bubbles.

These heartless assholes are going to ruin an old man's Christmas.

tymorial

(3,433 posts)
6. !!!!!! NO !!!!!!!
Thu Jul 2, 2015, 04:11 PM
Jul 2015

The best part of opening presents at christmas is the chance to get something wrapped in bubble wrap. it is like having an extra gift

csziggy

(34,136 posts)
13. The funniest thing I remember with bubble wrap is my sister in law
Thu Jul 2, 2015, 04:36 PM
Jul 2015

Opening wedding presents. On opening one lovely glass vase, she set the vase aside and spent several minutes popping the bubble wrap, as the entire family watched.

She was a supply clerk in the Navy and told us of rolling out large sheets of bubble wrap and then driving a fork lift over it to pop it! Our government at work!

Recursion

(56,582 posts)
11. Sort of. They're responding to consumer choices
Thu Jul 2, 2015, 04:16 PM
Jul 2015

Just like with airlines and breakfast cereal, we keep proving we will put up with a lot of crap for a slightly cheaper product.

I'm sure they'll have an artisinal "classic" line which pops for $75 per cubic foot...

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