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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsThe powers that be are taking the pop out of Bubble Wrap because they hate us
http://mashable.com/2015/07/02/death-of-bubble-wrap/According to the Wall Street Journal, Bubble Wrap sales are falling amongst new competition in the market. Sealed Air Corp., inventors of Bubble Wrap (the gift that keeps on giving), are revamping their packing product to appeal to space-conscious manufacturers. This new product, called iBubble Wrap (good lord), will not pop when you squeeze it.
This new, bastardized version of Bubble Wrap will cost less to ship to customers, which I guess is what matters if you have no joy in your soul.
Bubble Wrap was invented in 1957, and has been easing the stress of moving ever since.
NV Whino
(20,886 posts)tularetom
(23,664 posts)doing nothing but popping bubble wrap. Even got the cat to pop a couple of the bigger bubbles.
These heartless assholes are going to ruin an old man's Christmas.
bigwillq
(72,790 posts)tymorial
(3,433 posts)Indeed a crime against humanity!!!!
This must be stopped. Save the Bubble Wrap!
TexasTowelie
(112,195 posts)This news might just tip me over the edge.
NuclearDem
(16,184 posts)tymorial
(3,433 posts)The best part of opening presents at christmas is the chance to get something wrapped in bubble wrap. it is like having an extra gift
csziggy
(34,136 posts)Opening wedding presents. On opening one lovely glass vase, she set the vase aside and spent several minutes popping the bubble wrap, as the entire family watched.
She was a supply clerk in the Navy and told us of rolling out large sheets of bubble wrap and then driving a fork lift over it to pop it! Our government at work!
It probably sounded like one huge string of firecrackers. That is hilarious.
HFRN
(1,469 posts)Recursion
(56,582 posts)Just like with airlines and breakfast cereal, we keep proving we will put up with a lot of crap for a slightly cheaper product.
I'm sure they'll have an artisinal "classic" line which pops for $75 per cubic foot...
Xyzse
(8,217 posts)Challenge Accepted!
It will be just one loud boom.
prayin4rain
(2,065 posts)Solly Mack
(90,767 posts)LiberalElite
(14,691 posts)mcar
(42,331 posts)I call for a March on Washington to save bubble wrap.
BumRushDaShow
(128,979 posts)It was always better than those damn styrofoam peanuts.