I have a terrible admission to make here...
No...I'm not an eleven-year troll on this site. No, I didn't vote for Nixon once. No, everything I've posted here is true to my knowledge and beliefs...
My child's first word which she read out loud was "Trump".
My mother of blessed memory lived down in the Atlantic City area in Ventnor Heights. One day when my kid was almost 2, we were driving down the Atlantic City Expressway and intended to exit at Exit 2 which leads to Route 40/322...BUT there was an accident on the ramp so we were forced to take the road into Atlantic City. There, at the base of the expressway was Trump Plaza with the trademark huge sign on the side of the building. My kid, who knew the alphabet well by that time saw the sign and proclaimed "Trump!!"
I almost lost control of the car. I asked my wife, "That ever happen before today?" Her glum response, "No. It hasn't."
And so it began..."it" being my political education of my child, all the while knowing the secret of that day.
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You did disown her, right? 
people seem to be taking comments in ... running them through their filter ... allowed the words to bounce around in their heads ... they responding to what they think the other person was implying ... between the lines.
ETA: But at least you didn't Alert on it! 
returning home, at giving birth to me.
She got home and my sister was playing with some block. She'd stack them up as high as she could get them and when they toppled over, she'd stand up, throw up her hands in sheer disgust, stomp her foot and say, "sh!t" ... loudly!
Mama 1SBM was aghast.
Turns out my sister spent the day before watch Daddy 1SBM "fixing" our washing machine.
[font style="font-family:'Georgia','Baskerville Old Face','Helvetica',fantasy;" size=4 color=teal]Imagine my parents embarrassment when i, upon seeing a tractor outside, jumped up in the middle of a crowded restaraunt and yelling "Crapper Crapper!!!"
Not as embarrassing as having one's own child's first word being Trump, but close.[/font]
that is all 
(came out "Oh sit" . My wife accidently let that slip one day when she knocked a coke off the table. He spent the rest of the day knocking his cars off the table while saying "oh sit". So, it looks like my grandson's and your child's first words were synonyms 
