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skip fox

(19,359 posts) Fri Jul 10, 2015, 11:18 AM Jul 2015

"It's Yahweh (i.e., my way) or the highway!" . . . Please come CAPTION Ann Coulter!!

Ann (101 Main Street, Mt. Olympus) Coulter is saying: "Well, I'll tell you Sean. . . . I pride myself on being objective and analytical, but Donald Trump just knocks the top off the scale! . . . He says just what he thinks, and he thinks like a god! . . . He's immune to his critics who scatter like cockroaches before him. . . . And he's more handsome than all the leading men of cinema's history wrapped into one! . . . I try to be objective, Sean, but when go to hear him, I always wear Depends!"

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Above CAPTION based on the following Media Matters story:

http://mediamatters.org/research/2015/07/09/the-conservative-media-war-over-donald-trump/204312

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"It's Yahweh (i.e., my way) or the highway!" . . . Please come CAPTION Ann Coulter!! (Original Post) skip fox Jul 2015 OP

"Donald Trump is as hood an excuse as any to point a camera at me, me, me!" Orsino Jul 2015 #1

"You're right, Sean, I DO floss with barb-wire but that's because skip fox Jul 2015 #2

Auditioning for Bride of Frankenstein. Hortensis Jul 2015 #3

If you don't buy my new book in deluxe leather bound editions then baby Jesus will die... more so. Johonny Jul 2015 #4

I really resent trump looking more cracra than me dembotoz Jul 2015 #5

its.impossible.to.beat.your.captions….. KittyWampus Jul 2015 #6

Oh SkipFox, you are a genius at this. I love, love it...nn/t monmouth4 Jul 2015 #7

You might be interested in my journal which is filled with CAPTIONs. skip fox Jul 2015 #8

She thanks you for the free publicity. closeupready Jul 2015 #9

I've had some work done olddots Jul 2015 #10

Coutler (yes spelled like Hitler) and Baby Jesus in the same room together. Puke. Rex Jul 2015 #11

Orsino

(37,428 posts)

1. "Donald Trump is as hood an excuse as any to point a camera at me, me, me!"

Reply to skip fox (Original post)

Fri Jul 10, 2015, 11:26 AM

Jul 2015

"People aren't buyong enough of my ghost-written books."

skip fox

(19,359 posts)

2. "You're right, Sean, I DO floss with barb-wire but that's because

Reply to skip fox (Original post)

Fri Jul 10, 2015, 11:59 AM

Jul 2015

human bones shatter into little pieces often and tend to get stuck up in there."

Hortensis

(58,785 posts)

3. Auditioning for Bride of Frankenstein.

Reply to skip fox (Original post)

Fri Jul 10, 2015, 12:12 PM

Jul 2015

Johonny

(20,851 posts)

4. If you don't buy my new book in deluxe leather bound editions then baby Jesus will die... more so.

Reply to skip fox (Original post)

Fri Jul 10, 2015, 12:46 PM

Jul 2015

I have a new book that covers that topic. There's so much research of this in my book. The books is available now. I can't help but point to my new book. Buy my book.

dembotoz

(16,807 posts)

5. I really resent trump looking more cracra than me

Reply to skip fox (Original post)

Fri Jul 10, 2015, 01:19 PM

Jul 2015

KittyWampus

(55,894 posts)

6. its.impossible.to.beat.your.captions…..

Reply to skip fox (Original post)

Fri Jul 10, 2015, 01:22 PM

Jul 2015

monmouth4

(9,708 posts)

7. Oh SkipFox, you are a genius at this. I love, love it...nn/t

Reply to skip fox (Original post)

Fri Jul 10, 2015, 01:28 PM

Jul 2015

skip fox

(19,359 posts)

8. You might be interested in my journal which is filled with CAPTIONs.

Reply to monmouth4 (Reply #7)

Fri Jul 10, 2015, 01:40 PM

Jul 2015

In the early 2000's there were five or six of us starting CAPTION threads and having a great time. I wish I had access to my (and everyones') CAPTIONs from those Bush years. We tore them apart!

At any rate, thanks for the compliment.

closeupready

(29,503 posts)

9. She thanks you for the free publicity.

Reply to skip fox (Original post)

Fri Jul 10, 2015, 01:40 PM

Jul 2015

Unrec.

olddots

(10,237 posts)

10. I've had some work done

Reply to skip fox (Original post)

Fri Jul 10, 2015, 02:41 PM

Jul 2015

but not on my mind .

Rex

(65,616 posts)

11. Coutler (yes spelled like Hitler) and Baby Jesus in the same room together. Puke.

Reply to skip fox (Original post)

Fri Jul 10, 2015, 03:02 PM

Jul 2015

Which one you think wants to annihilate us 'deviants' the most? Tough call imo.

Coutler, "Donald's Rump has an impressive weave to it like Donald's Mane. I worship it all day long."

Baby Jesus, "I would run but Donald's Rump has a better platform and besides it sounds like real work."

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