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Carlos Bueno Mir: Man called 911 on wife for 'throwing out his beer,' police say
WEST PALM BEACH, Fla. A man was arrested after he repeatedly made false 911 calls and reported to police that his wife had thrown out his beer, police said Monday.
West Palm Beach police responded to an unknown 911 call made by Carlos Bueno Mir, 49, at the 4000 block of Pinewood Ave. in West Palm Beach, the arrest report said.
When officers arrived, Bueno Mir appeared intoxicated and told them that his wife had "thrown out his beer." The officers instructed him that his situation was not an emergency and was advised to not call 911 unless there was an emergency, the report said.
Bueno Mir called 911 again and became uncooperative with the operator, refusing to provide what his emergency was. Bueno Mir called 911 again and began yelling that a female outside had broken into two of his beers, the report said.
Bueno Mir called 911 a total of 7 times during the span of four hours. He faces charges of misuse of the 911 emergency system for making a false alarm or complaint or reporting false information.
http://www.wpbf.com/news/carlos-bueno-mir-man-called-911-on-wife-for-throwing-out-his-beer-police-say/26291150
pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)In his 7th 911 call he reportedly told the operator, "Dammit, I Amstel waiting!!!"
11 Bravo
(23,926 posts)And Heineken tell you that for a fact!
Archae
(46,337 posts)pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)Well Schlemiel, Schlimazel I think it has a Shotz.
KamaAina
(78,249 posts)KamaAina
(78,249 posts)longship
(40,416 posts)...but when you are full of Blatz you're out of it."
pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)I sure don't want to call 911 by mistake. Not after what happened with the SWAT Team last time, anyway...
treestar
(82,383 posts)Ligyron
(7,636 posts)pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)kentauros
(29,414 posts)thus the emergency calls
betsuni
(25,550 posts)bluedigger
(17,086 posts)Warpy
(111,286 posts)can turn into an emergency through alcoholic seizures and DTs.
However, this was a Grolsch misuse of the police dept's time and effort.
pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)JustABozoOnThisBus
(23,354 posts)Budweiser.
pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)...but he lagered up.
pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)...was his free phone call...
pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)I am a ferment believer in beer threads! And humorous threads--especially on the weekends! In this crazy world, we all need to stop and smell the humor.
pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)jwirr
(39,215 posts)as she realized they were drinking I and her would wait until they passed out, throw all the alcohol away and hide the things they would pawn to get more. She also cleaned out all the money she could find. Then we would wait for them to sober up.
I often wondered if they had any idea what we did. At least they never called the cops on us.
pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)jwirr
(39,215 posts)pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)His legal position has merit, too.
LittleBlue
(10,362 posts)Are his beer tormentors even real?
Archae
(46,337 posts)pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)The realization usually dawns on me..."Oh yeah, it was me."
Archae
(46,337 posts)He was thrown out of his apartment next to mine due to non-payment of rent.
Haven't seen him in over a decade.
I have a hunch his liver exploded and he died.
pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)A current popular TV drama showed a guy whose hand was shaking so much that he could't bring his glass to his mouth without someone helping. When he was told "You know, you could just drink out of the bottle," he replied that if you drink out of the bottle you have a problem.
femmedem
(8,203 posts)pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)femmedem
(8,203 posts)rurallib
(62,431 posts)that's lousy service.
pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)And by the way, waitress, Una fria!
pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)panader0
(25,816 posts)that's the last place they look.
pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)Drat! Foiled again!
pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)Liberal_in_LA
(44,397 posts)pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)All are welcome here
Liberal_in_LA
(44,397 posts)Monk06
(7,675 posts)pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)Hekate
(90,727 posts)Roll out the barrels!
U4ikLefty
(4,012 posts)Plus, I heard he voted for Beerak Obama!1!!1!
KamaAina
(78,249 posts)KamaAina
(78,249 posts)KamaAina
(78,249 posts)Erose999
(5,624 posts)DUFFMAN!!
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KansDem
(28,498 posts)Well, no wonder. He was tanked!