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(46,337 posts) Sat Jul 11, 2015, 05:43 PM Jul 2015

Florida Man has his beer thrown out...

Carlos Bueno Mir: Man called 911 on wife for 'throwing out his beer,' police say

WEST PALM BEACH, Fla. —A man was arrested after he repeatedly made false 911 calls and reported to police that his wife had thrown out his beer, police said Monday.

West Palm Beach police responded to an unknown 911 call made by Carlos Bueno Mir, 49, at the 4000 block of Pinewood Ave. in West Palm Beach, the arrest report said.

When officers arrived, Bueno Mir appeared intoxicated and told them that his wife had "thrown out his beer." The officers instructed him that his situation was not an emergency and was advised to not call 911 unless there was an emergency, the report said.

Bueno Mir called 911 again and became uncooperative with the operator, refusing to provide what his emergency was. Bueno Mir called 911 again and began yelling that a female outside had broken into two of his beers, the report said.

Bueno Mir called 911 a total of 7 times during the span of four hours. He faces charges of misuse of the 911 emergency system for making a false alarm or complaint or reporting false information.

http://www.wpbf.com/news/carlos-bueno-mir-man-called-911-on-wife-for-throwing-out-his-beer-police-say/26291150

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Florida Man has his beer thrown out... (Original Post) Archae Jul 2015 OP

Authorities clearly are not doing enough to publicize the Emergency Beer Break-In number pinboy3niner Jul 2015 #1

You are a bad, bad, man. 11 Bravo Jul 2015 #3

Maybe he's just full of Schlitz. Archae Jul 2015 #4

Will this thread make the Greatest page? pinboy3niner Jul 2015 #10

How long did it take the cop Coors to get there? KamaAina Jul 2015 #45

Apparently he expects the Mrs. to be at his Beck's and call KamaAina Jul 2015 #46

"When you're out of Schlitz, you are out of shit... longship Jul 2015 #53

Don't hate me just because I have the Emergency Beer Break-In number on Speed Dial pinboy3niner Jul 2015 #7

hey that's theft and vandalism? treestar Jul 2015 #2

"She Schlitz stole ma cervasas" Ligyron Jul 2015 #5

I'm afraid the couple will remain at lagerheads over this. nt pinboy3niner Jul 2015 #8

A pale indian made him ale, kentauros Jul 2015 #21

What an unhoppy couple. betsuni Jul 2015 #36

It's not his fault they have a different understanding of "emergency". bluedigger Jul 2015 #6

For an alcoholic, having somebody deprive him of alcohol Warpy Jul 2015 #51

Oh, the beermanity! pinboy3niner Jul 2015 #9

After a night in jail, he'll be sadder ... JustABozoOnThisBus Jul 2015 #11

The police tried to get him to talk... pinboy3niner Jul 2015 #12

Come to think of it, a night in jail might be good for what ales him. nt pinboy3niner Jul 2015 #13

At the jail, all he asked for... pinboy3niner Jul 2015 #14

I'll keep kegging this thread until it makes the Greatest page! pinboy3niner Jul 2015 #15

Keg & Rec! pinboy3niner Jul 2015 #16

LOL Reminded me of when I was younger. My friends parents were binge drinkers and as soon jwirr Jul 2015 #17

They probably couldn't find the number for 911 pinboy3niner Jul 2015 #18

Could be. jwirr Jul 2015 #19

The guy has a good case pinboy3niner Jul 2015 #20

Mentally ill? LittleBlue Jul 2015 #22

"Them pink elephants..." Archae Jul 2015 #23

Whenever I think, "HEY--who the hell drank all my beer?!!!"... pinboy3niner Jul 2015 #24

I used to know a guy who would put away a 12-pack of cans of Bud Light, each night. Archae Jul 2015 #25

I've met a few who would put away at LEAST a fifth of liquor every night pinboy3niner Jul 2015 #26

He needs to keep his beer in a Schaefer place. n/t femmedem Jul 2015 #27

Maybe he could hide it in the Busches pinboy3niner Jul 2015 #29

Under the Busches! Yes, of Coors! n/t femmedem Jul 2015 #32

Seven calls and they never delivered any beer? rurallib Jul 2015 #28

Free-a Carlos Bueno Mir! pinboy3niner Jul 2015 #30

This guy is clearly Pabst his prime pinboy3niner Jul 2015 #31

I keep spares in the crisper of the fridge panader0 Jul 2015 #33

I tried hiding them there, but they always find them pinboy3niner Jul 2015 #39

Posting this thread is clearly an attempt to foament revolution pinboy3niner Jul 2015 #34

drunk Liberal_in_LA Jul 2015 #35

That's okay, we won't hold it against you pinboy3niner Jul 2015 #37

lol Liberal_in_LA Jul 2015 #44

So that's who lawnmower steve is Monk06 Jul 2015 #38

Nice finish! Who was the opener? pinboy3niner Jul 2015 #40

She flushed it down the TERLET? pinboy3niner Jul 2015 #41

Pinboy3niner is a bit frothy, but he has a good head on him. Hekate Jul 2015 #42

Niner is barley sane, he consults an astrolager daily. U4ikLefty Jul 2015 #43

Is there an eclipse down there? He may have been looking at the sun's Corona. KamaAina Jul 2015 #47

Wasn't he in the '72 Sapporo Olympics? KamaAina Jul 2015 #48

Wow! That only happens once in a Blue Moon! KamaAina Jul 2015 #49

Shouldn't have called the cops. This is clearly a job for..... Erose999 Jul 2015 #50

"Bueno Mir called 911 a total of 7 times ..." KansDem Jul 2015 #52

That's okay, it was only Olde Frothingslosh. longship Jul 2015 #54

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1. Authorities clearly are not doing enough to publicize the Emergency Beer Break-In number