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Adenoid_Hynkel

(14,093 posts)
Thu Jul 16, 2015, 09:37 AM Jul 2015

Harper Lee Announces Third Novel, ‘My Excellent Caretaker Deserves My Entire Fortune’

NEW YORK—Shocking the literary world once again, acclaimed author Harper Lee announced through her publisher Tuesday the surprise release of her third novel, My Excellent Caretaker Deserves My Entire Fortune.

“On behalf of Ms. Lee, we’re delighted to bring the public this moving new story, which follows the heartwarming relationship between a deaf and nearly blind author in the small-town South and the extremely kind and attentive caretaker to whom she wills every penny of her $45 million estate,” said HarperCollins president Michael Morrison, adding that the 185-page tale vividly brings to life the setting of a present-day assisted living facility in Monroeville, AL, where an 89-year-old protagonist named Harper comes to the life-changing decision to hand over all the money in her bank account, her property, and all future proceeds from the books she has published to her extremely upstanding and unselfish friend and lawyer, Tonja.

“This is a triumphant and uplifting tale of dedicated, exemplary caregiving and the substantial monetary bequest it inspires, told by one of America’s greatest living writers. Readers will be deeply touched by the heroine’s stirring reflections on human warmth and her repeated assertions that she is mentally competent and fit to make her own legal decisions.” Morrison added that, without spoiling too much, he could reveal that the book’s final pages feature a fully notarized last will and testament signed by the author herself.

http://www.theonion.com/article/harper-lee-announces-third-novel-my-excellent-care-50840

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Harper Lee Announces Third Novel, ‘My Excellent Caretaker Deserves My Entire Fortune’ (Original Post) Adenoid_Hynkel Jul 2015 OP
Ouch! Sick burn! nt Adrahil Jul 2015 #1
Don't worry. Igel Jul 2015 #2
I got yhe impression that the jibe wasn't against her... Adrahil Jul 2015 #3
I missed the part where the lawyer friend has become the beneficiary... dixiegrrrrl Jul 2015 #4
Well... Orrex Jul 2015 #6
That is the correct way to read it. Orrex Jul 2015 #5

Igel

(35,332 posts)
2. Don't worry.
Thu Jul 16, 2015, 10:15 AM
Jul 2015

People keep saying that it's only through cheating and stealing that people become rich. There's no way to earn that much money, so it has to be stolen.

Somebody'll come along any time to tell us who, exactly Harper Lee stole that wealth from and why there's no way she deserves it or should keep it. Even to her death. (Much less pass any of it along to others.)

 

Adrahil

(13,340 posts)
3. I got yhe impression that the jibe wasn't against her...
Thu Jul 16, 2015, 10:31 AM
Jul 2015

But rather her lawyer/"friend" who appears to have conveniently arranged to be the beneficiary of her estate.

Orrex

(63,219 posts)
6. Well...
Thu Jul 16, 2015, 12:47 PM
Jul 2015
the 185-page tale vividly brings to life the setting of a present-day assisted living facility in Monroeville, AL, where an 89-year-old protagonist named Harper comes to the life-changing decision to hand over all the money in her bank account, her property, and all future proceeds from the books she has published to her extremely upstanding and unselfish friend and lawyer, Tonja.
Since it's satire, I don't think that the article needs to link to sources beyond the scope of the joke at hand.

Orrex

(63,219 posts)
5. That is the correct way to read it.
Thu Jul 16, 2015, 12:42 PM
Jul 2015

The joke is that Tonja has stolen Lee's estate and has masked the crime behind a false novel attributed to Lee herself; there is no implication that Lee stole anything.

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