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skip fox

(19,359 posts) Thu Jul 16, 2015, 11:28 AM Jul 2015

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A joke in tortured human flesh. . . . Please come CAPTION Donald Trump!!!!

Donald ("I've had some menial jobs! . . . Cleaning my room. . . Grooming my horse.&quot

Trump is saying: "There you're wrong, Bozo! . . . I'll put my family values up against anyone's, . . anyone's!!! . . . Three wives just means three-times as much family values. . . . And the mistresses, affairs, and one-night stands are just normal for a guy like me. . . . It's like the fuel that powers the billion-dollar engine. . . . Besides, I love my current wife, and that's a lot more than a lot of guys can say! . . . So sit down, you loser!"

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A joke in tortured human flesh. . . . Please come CAPTION Donald Trump!!!! (Original Post) skip fox Jul 2015 OP

Why am I awake at 3am sending nasty tweets to Penn Jillette during a presidential campaign? Johonny Jul 2015 #1

"I'm worth more than ten billion if you don't count skip fox Jul 2015 #2

"This damn thing on top of my head hurts like HELL!" KamaAina Jul 2015 #3

"I'm beautiful. Soooo beautiful. It hurts, you know. It hurts." randome Jul 2015 #4

He looks like he's straining to pinch off a loaf Warren DeMontague Jul 2015 #5

He's actually trying to sing a tender love song skip fox Jul 2015 #6

Trump is saying: skip fox Jul 2015 #7

"Elections can now be bought, I am buying this one. Deal with it." Motown_Johnny Jul 2015 #8

" I'm so constipated the shit is coming out of my mouth." olddots Jul 2015 #9

Johonny

(20,865 posts)

1. Why am I awake at 3am sending nasty tweets to Penn Jillette during a presidential campaign?

Reply to skip fox (Original post)

Thu Jul 16, 2015, 11:45 AM

Jul 2015

cocaine anyone?

skip fox

(19,359 posts)

2. "I'm worth more than ten billion if you don't count

Reply to skip fox (Original post)

Thu Jul 16, 2015, 12:37 PM

Jul 2015

the assets, or do the math, or need meddlesome facts, or . . ."

KamaAina

(78,249 posts)

3. "This damn thing on top of my head hurts like HELL!"

Reply to skip fox (Original post)

Thu Jul 16, 2015, 12:56 PM

Jul 2015

randome

(34,845 posts)

4. "I'm beautiful. Soooo beautiful. It hurts, you know. It hurts."

Reply to skip fox (Original post)

Thu Jul 16, 2015, 01:01 PM

Jul 2015

[hr][font color="blue"][center]Don't ever underestimate the long-term effects of a good night's sleep.[/center][/font][hr]

Warren DeMontague

(80,708 posts)

5. He looks like he's straining to pinch off a loaf

Reply to skip fox (Original post)

Thu Jul 16, 2015, 01:09 PM

Jul 2015

so to speak

skip fox

(19,359 posts)

6. He's actually trying to sing a tender love song

Reply to Warren DeMontague (Reply #5)

Thu Jul 16, 2015, 01:29 PM

Jul 2015

to his net-worth.

skip fox

(19,359 posts)

7. Trump is saying:

Reply to skip fox (Original post)

Thu Jul 16, 2015, 03:24 PM

Jul 2015

"Well, I don't really see why we need an election. . . . After all, I'm running!"

Motown_Johnny

(22,308 posts)

8. "Elections can now be bought, I am buying this one. Deal with it."

Reply to skip fox (Original post)

Thu Jul 16, 2015, 03:37 PM

Jul 2015

olddots

(10,237 posts)

9. " I'm so constipated the shit is coming out of my mouth."

Reply to skip fox (Original post)

Thu Jul 16, 2015, 04:04 PM

Jul 2015

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