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Lowest Prices No More: Abandoned Wal-Marts were the first clue of the impending invasion.
Secret Tunnels: It is believed that tunnels running beneath the now empty stores are being used to funnel moles into the country. The moles will spread out across the nation, undermining the very foundation of America.
No Myth: Isis has been spotted in Arizona. Senator McCain has vowed to bomb, bomb, bomb - bomb Arizona.
Remember the Alamo!: The militia has been called out to protect against Ninja attacks.
Cowabunga!: Ninjas invaded parts of Utah and New Mexico today, prompting locals to order massive amounts of pizza.
Collaborationists: Some in Utah and New Mexico joined with the Ninjas as their minions.
Secret Signal: Here you can see UN troops (in Florida) preparing to give the Obama "Fist Bump" of victory.
The most common injury reported: Broken nails while furiously blogging about the evils of President Obama.
Due to the brain-numbing boredom of covering such a massive non-event, this will be my last report on Jade Helm.
I'm told a citizen group has volunteered to cover the void.
Day 1
Response to Solly Mack (Original post)
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Solly Mack
(90,778 posts)dixiegrrrrl
(60,010 posts)But not sure coverage should be discontinued.
Their purpose may have been to lull you into a false sense of security, ya know.
Solly Mack
(90,778 posts)MyOwnPeace
(16,936 posts)What a service you have done for our comrades!
May the force be with you!
Na-nu, Na-nu!!!
Solly Mack
(90,778 posts)I loved Mork!
yardwork
(61,678 posts)Solly Mack
(90,778 posts)yardwork
(61,678 posts)johnp3907
(3,732 posts)LiberalElite
(14,691 posts)Solly Mack
(90,778 posts)LiberalElite
(14,691 posts)Martin Eden
(12,873 posts)Comics & superheroes are more plausible in the real world than people that effin stupid.
Solly Mack
(90,778 posts)gregcrawford
(2,382 posts)... they are allowed - nay, ENCOURAGED - to breed indiscriminately... and vote. I despair for the future of humanity.
SoapBox
(18,791 posts)Solly Mack
(90,778 posts)T-Rump Toupee Brigade: Trump sends in the offspring of his hair to save Texas from Jade Helm. The military uses L.I.C.E. to stop the insurgency.
Unknown Beatle
(2,672 posts)Seen here, the beginning of Jade Helm.
Locals were astonished to see Napalm being used in their own backyard.
Actual Picture: Wildfires in Bastrop - September 2011
Solly Mack
(90,778 posts)And it still might.
calimary
(81,383 posts)catrose
(5,071 posts)Scary view from your living room!
Reter
(2,188 posts)n/t
Unknown Beatle
(2,672 posts)Wildfires in Bastrop, TX on Sept. 2011.
nadinbrzezinski
(154,021 posts)perhaps we can get some super dooper secret coverage. Hey, at least at last we are not left out of the fun...
Solly Mack
(90,778 posts)just plain stupid.
Town meeting for Jade Helm.
And then there's mocking the stupid.
nadinbrzezinski
(154,021 posts)in my neck of the woods. But then again... our number of hate groups is greatly diminished.
Capn Sunshine
(14,378 posts)the lizard people under Denver International are just biding their time.
Niburu
Solly Mack
(90,778 posts)I can spot them when no one else can!
libodem
(19,288 posts)Solly Mack
(90,778 posts)Ryano42
(1,577 posts)Solly Mack
(90,778 posts)niyad
(113,493 posts)MisterP
(23,730 posts)Solly Mack
(90,778 posts)MisterP
(23,730 posts)actually, that might've worked on the Redcoats (except Tarleton): they ARE British, mind you
63splitwindow
(2,657 posts)the HORROR... Not to even mention stuff like...
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Solly Mack
(90,778 posts)heh.
EEO
(1,620 posts)And...
Total mental health epidemic on our hands.
Solly Mack
(90,778 posts)CatWoman
(79,302 posts)my side is hurting from laughing so much!!!
Solly Mack
(90,778 posts)Breaking the internet sure would prevent a lot of stupid from spreading - but where is the fun in that?
CatWoman
(79,302 posts)great job!!
niyad
(113,493 posts)Solly Mack
(90,778 posts)I was trying to feel their pain...but I just couldn't reach them.