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geardaddy

(24,931 posts) Tue Jul 21, 2015, 04:32 PM Jul 2015

Mother Jones' Donald Trump insult generator

http://www.motherjones.com/politics/2015/07/donald-trump-insult-generator

Four days after mocking Sen. John McCain (R-Ariz.) for being captured in Vietnam, Donald Trump is at the top of the Republican presidential polls. Despite his history of political flip flops, Trump has gained traction with red-meat-loving conservatives by skewering and belittling establishment figures such as McCain and Karl Rove, questioning President Barack Obama's legitimacy, and attacking undocumented immigrants. But he's also been quick to fling insults at anyone who ever says anything bad about him—other celebrities, journalists, legislators, and this one poor guy from Bermuda. Donald Trump insults people.

And now you, too, can be insulted by the tirade-prone tycoon—with the Mother Jones Donald Trump Insult Generator™. Just enter your name (or your friend's name, or the name of your favorite stupid clown political pundit with bad ratings) and give it a spin. Just don't expect an apology:

Here's one that I generated

geardaddy, a totally overrated clown who speaks without knowing facts, wrote a letter begging me for foregiveness. Anyone who wants strong borders and good trade deals for the US should boycott. Show courage!

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Mother Jones' Donald Trump insult generator (Original Post) geardaddy Jul 2015 OP

Mine: geek tragedy Jul 2015 #1

He is an astounding blowhard, isn't he? nt MADem Jul 2015 #2

"Stupid Carlos is a political moron. What the hell were you thinking when you married loser Russell Guy Whitey Corngood Jul 2015 #3

Mine: Aerows Jul 2015 #4

This idiot TBF must have been drunk. TBF Jul 2015 #5

Just thought I'd try one with The Donald's name. geardaddy Jul 2015 #6

There's one for Scalia, too. KamaAina Jul 2015 #7

Highly overrated political pundit KamaAina is a sad joke, very much like our President. KamaAina Jul 2015 #8

The French Knight hurls better insults than Trump does. Initech Jul 2015 #9

Here's mine: MineralMan Jul 2015 #10

Mine fits me to a 't': Dopey clown Kittywampus KittyWampus Jul 2015 #11

Stupid Eugene is a fraud. Eugene Jul 2015 #12

Ratings starved Coventina will be fired like a dog. Coventina Jul 2015 #13

These are hilarious. They're so disjointed & make no sense--just like Trump. My favorite: catbyte Jul 2015 #14

Eric Rose , the habitual vacationer, is truly dumb as a rock. Who cares! Save our children and their Erose999 Jul 2015 #15

geek tragedy

(68,868 posts)

1. Mine:

Reply to geardaddy (Original post)

Tue Jul 21, 2015, 04:37 PM

Jul 2015

Frumpy and very dumb geek tragedy did really poorly on television this morning. What the hell were you thinking when you married loser Russell Brand. WIN!

MADem

(135,425 posts)

2. He is an astounding blowhard, isn't he? nt

Reply to geardaddy (Original post)

Tue Jul 21, 2015, 04:37 PM

Jul 2015

Guy Whitey Corngood

(26,505 posts)

3. "Stupid Carlos is a political moron. What the hell were you thinking when you married loser Russell

Reply to geardaddy (Original post)

Tue Jul 21, 2015, 04:37 PM

Jul 2015

Brand. Tiny children are not horses."

That's incredibly accurate! How would he even know about my secret marriage?!

Aerows

(39,961 posts)

4. Mine:

Reply to geardaddy (Original post)

Tue Jul 21, 2015, 04:39 PM

Jul 2015

Stupid Aerows will be fired like a dog. Hokey garbage. Tiny children are not horses.

TBF

(32,106 posts)

5. This idiot TBF must have been drunk.

Reply to geardaddy (Original post)

Tue Jul 21, 2015, 04:40 PM

Jul 2015

If you were smart, which you are not, you would oppose the monstrous windfarms that will destroy your country. Save our children and their future.

hahaha ...

geardaddy

(24,931 posts)

6. Just thought I'd try one with The Donald's name.

Reply to geardaddy (Original post)

Tue Jul 21, 2015, 04:44 PM

Jul 2015

Goofball atheist Donald Trump is an average talent who is out of touch with reality. What the hell were you thinking when you married loser Russell Brand. Make America great again.

Fairly accurate, I'd say.

KamaAina

(78,249 posts)

7. There's one for Scalia, too.

Reply to geardaddy (Original post)

Tue Jul 21, 2015, 04:45 PM

Jul 2015

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10026928977

KamaAina

(78,249 posts)

8. Highly overrated political pundit KamaAina is a sad joke, very much like our President.

Reply to geardaddy (Original post)

Tue Jul 21, 2015, 04:46 PM

Jul 2015

Who cares! Let's ‪#?MakeAmericaGreatAgain‬!

Initech

(100,107 posts)

9. The French Knight hurls better insults than Trump does.

Reply to geardaddy (Original post)

Tue Jul 21, 2015, 04:46 PM

Jul 2015

MineralMan

(146,336 posts)

10. Here's mine:

Reply to geardaddy (Original post)

Tue Jul 21, 2015, 04:47 PM

Jul 2015

Irrelevant clown MineralMan owes apology! A total loser! Tiny children are not horses.

The "Tiny children are not horses" thing seems to show up far too often. Poor programming, and a too small database of insults. I could do much better, but don't feel the need to do so.

KittyWampus

(55,894 posts)

11. Mine fits me to a 't': Dopey clown Kittywampus

Reply to geardaddy (Original post)

Tue Jul 21, 2015, 04:49 PM

Jul 2015

Dopey clown Kittywampus is not going to make the country great again. Average talent who is out of touch with reality. Like @Rosie O'Donnell, a total loser!

Eugene

(61,964 posts)

12. Stupid Eugene is a fraud.

Reply to geardaddy (Original post)

Tue Jul 21, 2015, 04:53 PM

Jul 2015

Those who believe in tight border security, stopping illegal immigration & SMART trade deals w/other countries should boycott. Make America great again.