Are you ready for the Anharmonic Convergence on Thursday?

When seventeen of the dumbest most backward and hateful people in America gather, one worries that such an alignment of assholes could cause astronomically catastrophic consequences.

The original Harmonic Convergence was in 1987 when six of the eight planets, the earth, the sun and the moon aligned. It also was a time when the world's first globally synchronized meditation events occurred. It occurred on August 16-17, 1987 nearly 28 years to the date of the Anharmonic Convergence! Add to that the fact that August 6th (this Thursday) is the technical mid-summer's night! Talk about a mid-summer's nightmare!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harmonic_Convergence