Well, I mean besides the obvious.

... but try eggs. Now THAT would be a trick.

I know after 4 mag dumps with my AR's the barrels are hot, but not that hot.

.. Hog Heaven ??

i was hoping he choked on it.

"Never go full Cruz."

Two of the best comments.

I keep waiting for evidence of that massive intellect he's supposed to have, and I get full auto-cooked bacon stunts, instead. Talk about a horrific misread of evolving public sentiment.

Both would be illegal (provided there was weed in the bong), but my setup wouldn't have the ability to kill people.

Who would willfully create such additional, pointless work for themselves, having to clean bacon drippings from their weapon?

are usually the loudest and stupidest when it comes to "How people do things in Texas" nonsense.

Eom.

"Hoping for a viral hit." Get serious dumbass. Maybe he's never heard of youtube...

...with lead.