where everyone's hoping that the hook will come out to yank the jackass off the stage.

You're right it is like really bad vaudeville! I wonder which one of the oh, 17, 18, 19 candidates will be the first to fart out in tune the Star Spangled Banner on stage.

Like this guy https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Le_P%C3%A9tomane

Of course he was French so they'd have to relabel them "Freedom Farts"...

Lord help us.

Well, the males anyway...

with a justifiable end.

the women aren't any better.

and that is truly frightening.

Seriously, I really did. Not a real statement being reported by the media.

It's becoming more and more difficult for parody sites to be more outrageous than reality.

He sounds more and more like Dubya every day.

Jeb's comment reminded me of this. Starts around 0:45

http://thedailyshow.cc.com/videos/lba437/the-decider---the-origin

they got balls, not much else, but balls

JUST HOW FUCKING STUNTED IS YOUR FAMILY?!?!?!?!?

AND WHY DO YOU KEEP TRYING TO INFLICT IT ON US?!?!?!?

Cleaning up what he said. Yep, I call that a decider.

This is a very freaky family.

Bush years sucked.

asshat the turd.

that he'll put food on my family.

All he needs to do now is render himself unconscious eating pretzels, and the transformation is complete.

I can't believe this kind of nonsense is getting traction with anyone. NO ONE in this country looks back wistfully at the wonderful Bush years, except maybe the top one half of one percent of the richest sociopaths in the nation.

he will have hit the trifecta.

Bush was the most uncool dude ever to live.

Stop the Evildoers.......check
More ground troops in Iraq..... check
a decider................. check

I want him to be the nominee for the GOP
to expose this Crime family to the rest of the nation and be gone with them.

Jeb Bush: “people need to work longer hours”
George Bush: "Uniquely American, isn't it? I mean, that is fantastic that you're doing that (working 3 jobs)"

Instead of calling the African terrorist group Boko Haram, he called them "Beaucoup Harem".

He couldn't remember the name of the head of Isis, Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi and instead sounded very chimplike in calling him "the guy that's the supreme leader or whatever his new title is — head of the caliphate".

Use words that remind people of your idiotic brother.

For those who fear Jeb will be too much like his brother, the "decider" statement puts the frosting on the cake. That's exactly the attitude George W displayed when he got us into Iraq.

At least he said this stuff first.

Please don't make us suffer again. Oh dear God, please.

Not another one who wants you to work hard to put food on your family!
This is getting absurd. It seems that Jeb is no smarter than Dumbya!

Lost weight or lipo; especially his double-chin. I fail to see the advantage in looking and sounding more like his big bro, but in this country, it may very well work. Recent pic:

Please, America, don't fall for this again. It will doom us all. Jeb= Perpertual war on the world - and war on the 99% here at home. AND GET READY - they are happy to steal this again.

Never forget Gore 2000.

Hey, by the way, Big Al, why don't you speak out now that you are out of the sordid mess and endorse Bernie? Why not advocate for the future? You saw what happened when they stole it from you. What happened to the world as a result? You are rich and powerful now and have nothing to lose by standing up for truth and justice. Big Al, feel the Bern and help us defeat the horrible ideas of the others.

He's not just the Decider, but also the biggest Dumbshit to step up since his fucked up living trash of a brother.

Did somebody say Lehman??

Jeb's baggage will sink him.

...dumb, scary , bone-chilling utterances GWB made over the years, the "I'm the decider was one of the worst.

We aren't doing it again.

... and later deciding that it was the press's fault.

Yep, he's a decision maker.

They're not in the mood for any more.

This keeps me up at night.

Geez . . . and this is supposed to be the smart one.

And being a republican "decider" means that when you make the same wrong decisions over and over you should not have to suffer any consequences because it is the fault of the black, gay, Hispanic, poor person.

Also being a republican decider means that I just NEVER have anyone bring up my record of bad decisions. Just listen and believe me when I tell you how the next decision I make (which has already failed previously) is going to work this time.

He seems more and more like the sober suck up to the teachers, and therefore considered smart. Dubya is the class clown who gets mediocre grades but actually has equal intelligence. Either way the country loses. Either that, or Jeb IS smart enough to not really want to be president. Will no one rid us of these pesky Bushes?

What a fool.

Watch this putt.

any moment now.

that picture is so offensive.

'A leader leads. That's what a leader does.'

Repetition to drum it into people's minds so they will follow the dictator blindly.

That's the ONLY way we can prevent this proven repeat of Shrub's Reign of Error.

Jeb!, Shrub!, and the rest of that unholy clan need to be driven back to the irrelevancy which they so richly deserve. Starting with Papa Prescott.

His brother demonstrated how disastrous a know-nothing decider is.

TPTB are planning on Chimp2 (or is it 3 counting poppy) becoming the nominee. Cheney/Rummy/Rice/Wolfowitz et. al. are waiting in the wings licking their chops, rubbing their collective claws together in anticipation of resurrecting PNAC wet dreams. Hugely scary shit.

I am even more convinced.

Seems like an SNL skit. Not sure he really wants to be prez.

in their heads: "Now listen up! I'm the Dad and I'm the decider!"

Yes, the President makes decisions, but looking at your brother's record, and your record as governor of Florida, we have no confidence that you will make decisions that help the poor and middle-class. And we like the decisions that President Obama has made. You aren't on our side. You favor the rich and powerful and have no conscience. You should withdraw from the nominating process and go back to making money thru your family connections. George III was bad for the Americans of the 18th Century. George III is bad for the Americans of the 21st Century.

another DIM SUM!