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skip fox

(19,359 posts)
Thu Aug 27, 2015, 11:47 AM Aug 2015

("Know that outhouse down by the docks? Have I got a deal for you!") Come CAPTION Donald Trump!!



Donald (The Art of the Spiel) Trump is saying: "Bill, Bill. . . . Bill. . . . I could get a better deal. . . . In fact, I could get a great deal!!! . . . Not only would I have the Iranian government dismantle every vestige of a nuclear program, I'd have them build a wall around their own country to keep their people in so that they can't get out and terrorize Israel and other friends of the United States! . . . You bet, Bill, I'd not only have them pay to construct it, I'd make them decorate it with passages denouncing the Koran and their nutty prophet. . . . I'd also have them give us all their oil. . . . You might not believe it, but I've got stone-cold killers for negotiators! . . . Believe me."
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("Know that outhouse down by the docks? Have I got a deal for you!") Come CAPTION Donald Trump!! (Original Post) skip fox Aug 2015 OP
Donald Trump is saying: skip fox Aug 2015 #1
I'd like it known that my press conferences are taped in order that they maybe used to torture Johonny Aug 2015 #2
Donald is saying: skip fox Aug 2015 #3
Bring your wife, your pinkslip, and your checkbook..... Brother Buzz Aug 2015 #4
"I cherish outhouses and outhouses know it. That's why outhouses love me. They LOVE me!" pinboy3niner Aug 2015 #5

Johonny

(20,851 posts)
2. I'd like it known that my press conferences are taped in order that they maybe used to torture
Thu Aug 27, 2015, 01:49 PM
Aug 2015

the war prisoners from the upcoming wars I plan with Mexico and where ever Megyn Kelly is from. Not that I don't have a great relationship with the press. The press love me. Many in the press aren't on periods when they talk to me. Many television stations aren't being sued by me at the moment. A few are. You have to expect that in a presidential campaign. It's been proven that I'm a winner and no loser can listen to me talk about me for more than about 3 minutes before they will do anything to hear less of me. Oh, and Jeb! Today Jeb! you are a loser. Take that Jeb!. I called you a loser, you loser.

skip fox

(19,359 posts)
3. Donald is saying:
Thu Aug 27, 2015, 02:46 PM
Aug 2015

"I'm thinking a new fifty-five-story Trump Casino and Hotel in Vegas for my Presidential Library. It first floor will be all slots. Roulette and tables, the next fifty-three will be high-end luxury rooms, and on the top floor we'll have some books, like the Bible and stuff. . . . What you you think, John?"

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