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MohRokTah

(15,429 posts)
Thu Aug 27, 2015, 02:21 PM Aug 2015

Scientists Discover The Flying Spaghetti Monster!

Well, a creature they dub "The Flying Spaghetti Monster"


F*cking Strange Creature Discovered, Researchers Dub It ‘The Flying Spaghetti Monster’



There are some pretty crazy-looking animals out there. The best place to find them is either in my dating history or at the bottom of the sea (don’t worry, there’s no crossover). This particular animal came from the bottom of the sea and may just be the strangest creature alive. In what looks like some kind of weird experiment gone wrong, it was initially discovered by a team of BP engineers more than 4,300 foot below the surface of the ocean.

A group of researchers have decided to call it the ‘Flying Spaghetti Monster’ – after a creature which features in a mockery of religion called pastafarianism. A parody of Michelangelo’s ‘The Creation of Adam’ features the Flying Spaghetti Monster in which he replaces God.



Daniel Jones from the National Oceanography Centre has since captured images of the Flying Spaghetti Monster who, yet again, is having a bad hair/tentacle day. It’s fairly difficult to work out what this thing might be, but from the way it moves it certainly seems to be alive.

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Scientists Discover The Flying Spaghetti Monster! (Original Post) MohRokTah Aug 2015 OP
False aquatic prophet! PassingFair Aug 2015 #1
Okay, I'm going to steal this and cross-post in religion group snooper2 Aug 2015 #2
I wonder what happens hen you are physically touched by his noodly appendage? MohRokTah Aug 2015 #3
If you aren't of a good heart I hear this happens to you snooper2 Aug 2015 #4
Jelly fish attack? Fawke Em Aug 2015 #5
Shit, they went and woke up Baby C'thulhu. hifiguy Aug 2015 #6
BP engineers found this? Fawke Em Aug 2015 #7
It sorta looks like a mad scientist's cross between an anemone and a jelly fish. eom MohRokTah Aug 2015 #8
The FSM rules Gothmog Aug 2015 #9
 

MohRokTah

(15,429 posts)
3. I wonder what happens hen you are physically touched by his noodly appendage?
Thu Aug 27, 2015, 02:24 PM
Aug 2015

Sometimes, noodly appendages of sea creatures can carry quite the wallop!

Fawke Em

(11,366 posts)
5. Jelly fish attack?
Thu Aug 27, 2015, 02:29 PM
Aug 2015

I barely got touched by one when I was a teen and had a similar, but MUCH smaller, injury.

Scar took at least 10 years to finally fade - and it really was a lot smaller than that. About the size of a silver dollar.

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