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mahatmakanejeeves

(57,548 posts)
Tue Sep 1, 2015, 12:13 PM Sep 2015

Florida Man Attacks Mom with Potato Salad

Not to be confused with Florida Man Attacks Girlfriend with Sauerkraut.

Police Arrest Man, 34, Following Unprovoked Potato Salad Attack On His Mother

August 26, 2015

There has been a potato salad attack reported in Florida.

Days after a Sunshine State resident was nabbed for attacking his girlfriend with a plate of sauerkraut, a Bradenton man is facing a domestic battery charge for allegedly pelting his mother with potato salad during a confrontation in their home.

Jonathan Smith, 34, was arrested Saturday evening after his mother Jennifer told cops that he attacked her as she sat down to eat dinner (potato salad and chicken) in the living room.

“Jonathan grabbed a hand full of potato salad and threw it,” striking his mother in the face, reported cops, who noted that the woman had “food all over her and in her hair” when they arrived at the residence. Though his mother yelled for him to stop, Smith “continued to throw food at his mother,” according to a probable cause affidavit.

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Florida Man Attacks Mom with Potato Salad (Original Post) mahatmakanejeeves Sep 2015 OP
Stop wasting the potato salad. bigwillq Sep 2015 #1
My mom made great potato salad. mahatmakanejeeves Sep 2015 #4
I'm so hungry right now I would virgogal Sep 2015 #12
. jberryhill Sep 2015 #2
Did you bring the mayonnaise? Brother Buzz Sep 2015 #5
You know what happens when the mayo goes bad. It takes the whole salad w/ it. dieter Sep 2015 #3
can he go with a "standing ground" defense? 0rganism Sep 2015 #6
Not about Ron "Tater Salad" White ?? nt eppur_se_muova Sep 2015 #7
I heard she had to be admitted to the Mayo Clinic. MohRokTah Sep 2015 #8
Thread win! KamaAina Sep 2015 #9
The eyes have it. NT mahatmakanejeeves Sep 2015 #11
At least he's not a cereal killer. mahatmakanejeeves Sep 2015 #10
Note to self: stop laughing at these puns! Yavin4 Sep 2015 #13

0rganism

(23,960 posts)
6. can he go with a "standing ground" defense?
Tue Sep 1, 2015, 12:48 PM
Sep 2015

i ... just don't know how far down the rabbit hole goes in Florida. maybe all the way to the mantle.

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