That is if she gets the news from her jail cell.

Probably holier than thou pronouncements with phrases like "the wages of sin" and "thou shall suffer retribution" or some such.

But seriously, 800,000 gallons? That's a lot of spilled booze.

Zap! Zap!!!

Or maybe, just maybe...

"Shit happens!"

bottled.

and I don't even drink Jim Beam.

Mmmm

I keep it around for a buddy who likes jack and coke. But ive been having a few snifters lately. I skip the mixers anymore.

That coke will kill you, I like mine on ice.

Smoooooooooth. I wish I could afford to buy it more often.

I think it may have been, at most, $15 more than black label. But it is way smoother, and is actually 92 proof.

It stems from this on the Weather Channel:

It was a 2003 story, but TWC just posted the video on Facebook on Thursday, and to YouTube yesterday. Several news sites are currently reporting it.
But, this is GD, not LBN, so no problem.

And they posted a link to the video on Facebook about the "firenado".

http://www.weather.com/series/great-outdoors/video/5-facts-about-your-rainbows-that-will-blow-your-mind

That's why this is back in the news.

and too eager to post things without attribution, to make it look as though they have a skill at finding news, rather than monitoring what people are tweeting.

The Independent has now updated the story to say it was in 2003, and linked to the Weather Channel, rather than AOL (AOL? LOL!). But they dare not point out they got it wrong at first, because that would alert their readers to their fraudulent claim to be reporting news.

I used to read that rag.

brimstone - and a possible fifth husband

He is not happy with her!

that's gotta be a DUzy!

$50 a half.

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And charged a premium price for it

Because I saw that video on The Weather Channel earlier this week.

Not all whiskies and whiskeys are equal.

from Traditional (meaning lyrics' original writer can't be ID'ed) Blues Songs,
so traditional, that every blues singer worth their salt, no make that their whiskey,
has sung these lyrics, :

from Muddy Waters (my main man) -"Rollin' & Tumblin' :

"...
Well, if the river was whiskey, and I was a divin' duck
Well, if the river was whiskey, and I was a divin' duck
Well, I would dive to the bottom, never would I come up"

sung & done by da best, especially the Cream version

and there is :
"If the River was Whiskey" by Charlie Poole

"If the river was whiskey and I was a duck
I'd dive to the bottom and I'd never come up
Oh, tell me how long have I got to wait?
Oh, can I get you now, must I hesitate?

If the river was whiskey and the branch was wine
You would see me in bathing just any old time
..."

and then there is the Taj Mahal song: "Divin' Duck Blues " :
"If the river was whiskey
I would be a diving duck
If the river was whiskey
I would be a diving duck
I would swim to the bottom, but I would drink my way up"

What great lyrics!

rye whiskey I cry;
if I don't get rye whiskey,
I surely will die.

If the ocean was whiskey
and I was a duck
I'd dive to the bottom
and never come up

Rye whiskey, rye whiskey
rye whiskey I cry;
if I don't get rye whiskey,
I surely will die.

My granny, who was tea-total, would sing that, accompanying herself on an odd rectangular piano (not an upright) that had been shipped up Red River by paddlewheel steamer.

And it must have influenced Brecht's English words for Mahagonny.

she would occasionally sing

She drinks and she smoke
and she tells dirty jokes
she's the girlfriend of Sigma Tau

Then she would laugh her ass off. I miss that old bird. Or should I say bat? She got the nickname "Bat Woman" because, once, a bat got in the house and she went after that thing with a broom and more fury than you would think possible out of a woman lucky to have weighed 90 lbs soaking wet

Mostly true
Great in sauces & marinades

To see some recipes.

I do like me fancy whiskey.....

...and each bottled our own Knob Creek, including putting our thumb prints in the melted wax on the top. (Unfortunately, my SO is so sentimental, we'll never actually open them and drink it!)

even though I don't believe in god?

all got beamed up in time.

We used to drink Beam, and say, "Beam me up," while drinking it!

Of course, he did get out three times to take a leak.

But it was totally drunk space aliens looking for more booze.

800000 gallons