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First, the link (Well worth the click through): https://twitter.com/nexttokimdavis

Now some tasty samples.

Sitnexto Kim Davis ?@nexttokimdavis
.@trcfwtt DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOU CATCH HER DOING. SHE JUST "REPENTS" AND THEN IT DOESN'T GODDAMN COUNT

Sitnexto Kim Davis ?@nexttokimdavis
.@gaynewsradio @LambdaLegal #KimDavis I HAD SOME STRING CHEESE IN THE FRIDGE AND ALL THE SUDDEN SHE'S EATING GODDAMN STRING CHEESE

Sitnexto Kim Davis ?@nexttokimdavis
Putting together a care package for #KimDavis. Todd brought a sharpened toothbrush!!! LOL

Sitnexto Kim Davis ?@nexttokimdavis
COME ON DOWN TO THE ROWAN COUNTY CLERKS OFFICE AND ILL MARRY A FUCKING CHAIR TO A TIGER. #KimDavis

Of course, the office is full of media:

Sitnexto Kim Davis ?@nexttokimdavis
.@coralannn61 MY RELIGIOUS BELIEFS ARE NOT TO HAVE GODDAMN @MSNBC EMPTYING THE CANDY BAR MACHINE. WHY DON'T I GET THOSE

Sitnexto Kim Davis ?@nexttokimdavis
Be back in a bit. Todd made license plates that say "DADDYBEAR" AND We're putting them on the @FoxNews van LOLOLOLOL

Sitnexto Kim Davis ?@nexttokimdavis
Hey, @andersoncooper - WE'RE OUT OF FUCKING CREAMER. YOUR GUYS GOT SOME IN THE TRUCK?

Sitnexto Kim Davis ?@nexttokimdavis
.@AllysonMcKune I can't. WE DON'T GIVE OUT MARRIAGE LICENSES ANYMORE. WE JUST FUCKING TALK TO @seanhannity's CAMERAMEN.

Then, there's the Star Trek sub theme:

Sitnexto Kim Davis ?@nexttokimdavis
There's a rumor that @GeorgeTakei is coming down - #KimDavis said, "I love Star Wars!" TODD IS LOSING HIS SHIT.

Sitnexto Kim Davis ?@nexttokimdavis
Promoted by @GeorgeTakei and now @wilw!!! Todd is crying. Let's get Tasha yar!!!

(Note @wilw is Wil Wheaton, Wesley Crusher of ST:TNG.)

Of course, the inevitable happened:

@TheDeniseCrosby
I might need my claw from "Code of Honor." This girl needs a whoopin"!@ST:TNG https://twitter.com/nexttokimdavis

(Note: Denise Crosby played Tasha Yar in ST:TNG.)

And the response?

Sitnexto Kim Davis ?@nexttokimdavis
I told TODD about this tweet and he fainted and almost drowned.

So much fun.

Click through. It is priceless good shit.

on edit: finally got it right. Happy to R&K.
Great OP. Ridicule is the only rational response to Kim Davis. And this is ridicule at its finest. No holds barred.

There is nothing worse than a staffer with an attitude.

This is high art.

Must be that it's Sunday night. Everybody must be at church.

One more kick. Let's see.

because of this, seriously.

Best satire I've seen in ages.

Sitnexto Kim Davis ?@nexttokimdavis 18h18 hours ago
So now we're just going through #KimDavis' desk and redistributing wealth. She's got all the @Sharpie s
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Sitnexto Kim Davis @nexttokimdavis
We all agreed that if #KimDavis falls in love and wants to marry her cell mate, we'll let her, but we're going to be dicks about it.
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There is also one about "Todd" issuing a marriage license for Mick Huckabee and Ted Cruz. Funny stuff.