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underpants

(182,806 posts) Fri Sep 11, 2015, 07:53 PM Sep 2015

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NFL announces changes after first game

1. Tom Brady now has to play with a beachball. To make it fair.

2. Visiting teams at Foxboro no longer have to listen to Patriots radio play-by-play on their headsets. They may request set lists from any Boston bands including Aerosmith, Boston (duh!), and Godsmack. Please email choices to Evan Dando according to fantasy league deadlines. Any requests for the Pixies or Buffalo Tom will be susceptible to drug testing.

3. The league will award a participation trophy to James Harrison and the Steelers defense so there is some record that they were there.

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NFL announces changes after first game (Original Post) underpants Sep 2015 OP

There were a few Brady haters in the bar last night. former9thward Sep 2015 #1

lounge shit, and not that clever. nt Logical Sep 2015 #2

| underpants Sep 2015 #3

Number three was amusing. nt Lucky Luciano Sep 2015 #4

And they need to stop broadcasting Patriot radio to opposing coaches' headsets Generic Brad Sep 2015 #5

Just an "electrical problem", nothing to see ProudToBeBlueInRhody Sep 2015 #6

Yeah that must have been tough underpants Sep 2015 #7

The local announcers are a little rough to listen to mythology Sep 2015 #8

former9thward

(32,009 posts)

1. There were a few Brady haters in the bar last night.

Reply to underpants (Original post)

Fri Sep 11, 2015, 07:57 PM

Sep 2015

They were crying in their beer.

Logical

(22,457 posts)

2. lounge shit, and not that clever. nt

Reply to underpants (Original post)

Fri Sep 11, 2015, 07:59 PM

Sep 2015

underpants

(182,806 posts)

3. |

Reply to Logical (Reply #2)

Fri Sep 11, 2015, 08:01 PM

Sep 2015

Noted

Lucky Luciano

(11,256 posts)

4. Number three was amusing. nt

Reply to Logical (Reply #2)

Fri Sep 11, 2015, 08:10 PM

Sep 2015

Generic Brad

(14,275 posts)

5. And they need to stop broadcasting Patriot radio to opposing coaches' headsets

Reply to underpants (Original post)

Fri Sep 11, 2015, 09:34 PM

Sep 2015

They openly and defiantly look for new ways to cheat and screw with the other team. If they were so great, they wouldn't need to do crap like that.

ProudToBeBlueInRhody

(16,399 posts)

6. Just an "electrical problem", nothing to see

Reply to Generic Brad (Reply #5)

Fri Sep 11, 2015, 10:00 PM

Sep 2015

Just like Aaron Hernandez's bullets to his victims were "incidental contact".

underpants

(182,806 posts)

7. Yeah that must have been tough

Reply to Generic Brad (Reply #5)

Sat Sep 12, 2015, 07:59 AM

Sep 2015

"Bahl on the fahty yahd line. TOM BRADY! undah centah. Hands the bahl to Lewis. Runs behind tha left gahd. 8 yahds. First down Patriots"

mythology

(9,527 posts)

8. The local announcers are a little rough to listen to

Reply to underpants (Reply #7)

Sat Sep 12, 2015, 11:40 AM

Sep 2015

But mostly they are standard run of the mill homers. I don't notice either of them having a stereotypical Boston accent.

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