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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsHow WILL the Muslims invade?
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From the North - long beards, long rifles. Blend right in. | |
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From the South - massive group capable of beating the U.S. military juggernaut.. probably go unnoticed. | |
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Boats and airplanes - seized in the Bermuda Triangle era, probably stockpiled in Cuba. | |
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Soccer | |
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Prison - ever growing numbers. Very popular. HUGE! GREAT! Step#2 - getting out. | |
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Choice 6 | |
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The Internet. | |
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Tunneling. Oklahoma. Avoid the fracking lines, blame the earthquakes on them. | |
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From the West - time zone thing. The media won't notice it for hours. | |
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It's going to be like Red Dawn. Attack on Friday night DURING the football game. | |
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Journeyman
(15,038 posts)I believe it was Herblock. It showed a family pulling up in their car at a monument that marked the spot in Texas from which President Reagan had declared that invaders from Nicaragua were only a couple of hours away if they decided to attack. The family were all getting out of the car and the wife was calling to her husband,
"Oh, look, dear -- an hysterical monument."
MisterP
(23,730 posts)http://www.reagan.utexas.edu/archives/speeches/1986/30386a.htm
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harlingen,_Texas
meanwhile the Contras would take a village, round up all the agronomists, dam-builders, literacy workers, clinic nurses, mayors, etc. and have the villagers on the other side: they'd ask anyone who object to the impending execution to step forward from the line of villagers while pointing their guns at everyone; then they'd slaughter the workers to weaken the state
they had the same population-adjusted death rate as IS, except IS can hold land and build legitimacy while the Guardsmen were always teat-suckers and murderers running an army of enslaved conscripts
LostOne4Ever
(9,290 posts)big_dog
(4,144 posts)you got a tongue in cheek vote there!
WinkyDink
(51,311 posts)Marrah_G
(28,581 posts)One day, you just watch, Canada is going to come enslave us all!!!!!!!
underpants
(182,878 posts)Oh! Canada
NuclearDem
(16,184 posts)Soorry to make such a fuss aboot this, with this subjugation business.
Marrah_G
(28,581 posts)underpants
(182,878 posts)Marrah_G
(28,581 posts)Glassunion
(10,201 posts)jmowreader
(50,562 posts)Single payer healthcare, Labatt's beer, and hockey? How will we ever live?
Marrah_G
(28,581 posts)jmowreader
(50,562 posts)Not even Canadians can sing the Hockey Night in Canada theme song, so it MUST be rough to learn!
Marrah_G
(28,581 posts)hifiguy
(33,688 posts)and they could sneak in easily.
I would welcome our new Canuckistani overlords.
cheapdate
(3,811 posts)underpants
(182,878 posts)Genius.
shenmue
(38,506 posts)NutmegYankee
(16,201 posts)jmowreader
(50,562 posts)KentuckyWoman
(6,692 posts)and while the evangelical christians and Westboro baptist bunch are decending upon the fabric store to put a stop to muslins being there the Muslims will sneak in.
underpants
(182,878 posts)Like invading Iraq when you really, now on hindsight, wanted to invade Iran
NuclearDem
(16,184 posts)underpants
(182,878 posts)There simply is no response to explosive squirrel artillery.
NuclearDem
(16,184 posts)PufPuf23
(8,836 posts)America will watch on TV in their living rooms.
CNN will fall next followed by MSNBC.
The next day Islam America will be the new normal for Fox America.
Hayduke Bomgarte
(1,965 posts)I'm convinced they'll invade by flying over the Great Wall of China, that's kept the Mexicans out successfully for centuries, in Hindenburg style blimps and somehow landing in middle Uhmerka. We'll never see that coming.
ProfessorGAC
(65,168 posts). . .that they will be in stealth blimps.
spanone
(135,874 posts)pampango
(24,692 posts)that transparent ruse and will build walls to keep it from succeeding.
mahatmakanejeeves
(57,600 posts)MisterP
(23,730 posts)even if it was through an ambiguous movie on the nature of violence and how it's the real winner, not any of the sides fighting
muriel_volestrangler
(101,361 posts)It's the obvious successor to Agenda 21, Area 51 and Plan 9. But not, I hope, Catch 22.
underpants
(182,878 posts)I always throw that into my joke polls and then I found out that there really is an Option6. Sorry can't post the urban dictionary link on this phone.
((n): Option 6 is when an individual procures a sample of the zombie virus then introduces it to a population center, effectively causing the zombie apocalypse. Whenever an individual is faced with a difficult decision (such as which college they should enroll in) and is unable to choose any of their options for the situation, they may instead choose Option 6. Since the zombie apocalypse has begun, they will no longer have to make a choice.
dembotoz
(16,832 posts)DustyJoe
(849 posts)word iz
They will just shave and walk in with a new wave of south americans.
They did find korans all over the mexican border crossings a while back.
Then they exchange the korans for ak47s from the US fast-n-furious stockpiles
ya know
word iz
Johonny
(20,888 posts)underpants
(182,878 posts)We've all seen that stock footage of their training camps. Jump in a hole, jump out of a hole, crawl under barbed wire, THEN the magic monkey bars. Once they completed the monkey bars they magically were all experts at asymmetric warfare, explosives, etc.
Man, Dick and W lied to us about the magic monkey bars TOO?!?!
Johonny
(20,888 posts)can turn any 16 year old boy into a ninja or else American movies have lied to us. Which is an unpatriotic thought that I can not believe because I love America!!!
underpants
(182,878 posts)It took me 8 months working in a lumber yard and I became determined to finish getting my degree.
haele
(12,676 posts)Or you end up being the lovable but clueless nerd that requires rescue, or the bad guy.
Haele
olddots
(10,237 posts)they will command us to listen to Taylor Swift till our souls burst .
underpants
(182,878 posts)Players gonna play play play play
Haters gonna hate hate hate hate
Yes I know that by heart
Yes I am ashamed
Yes I have a 10 year old daughter ....and the Tom Waits CD's are just NOT catching on
bluedigger
(17,087 posts)hifiguy
(33,688 posts)"Defense Money should be put into manpower and equipment appropriate to the kinds of conflicts we are really going to encounter in the next quarter-century. The manpower should be dedicated, the equipment should be easy to operate and maintain, and the management of military assets should be streamlined. Let's say we have to make some 'show of force.' The most common scenarios involve small guerrilla or terrorist groups. Nuclear retaliation? It has been suggested by others that Aerosol Pork Grenades would be a better deterrent--Islamic Martyrs are denied entrance to heaven if they show up at the gate smelling like a pig. Denial of The Big Payoff removes a certain cachet from acts of voluntary self-destruction."
from "The Real Frank Zappa Book" (emphasis added)
underpants
(182,878 posts)Smithfield Packing's Armament Dept. is bidding $8,000 per ordinance pig, or "Freedom Swine" as they call them.
hifiguy
(33,688 posts)Bacon-grease-filled potato-masher grenades should be even cheaper, though.
Oneironaut
(5,524 posts)They'll spread the Jesus Hatin' far and wide when they get here. Wolverines!
First Speaker
(4,858 posts)...and both will go around tying women to the railroad tracks...
kwassa
(23,340 posts)They will spring out at parties and attack.