LOL. Robert Reich · How to watch Republican debates:

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-- When Donald Trump is speaking, turn off the sound and watch his body language. That will tell you more than you need to know.
-- When Jeb Bush is speaking, turn away from the TV and listen to his voice. That will tell you nothing.
-- When Ted Cruz is speaking, turn off the sound and turn away from the TV. You'll be happier.
-- When Carly Fiorina is speaking, put on earphones and listen to a Paul Simon song. You'll be uplifted.
-- When Rand Paul is speaking, walk into your kitchen and have a hot bowl of chicken soup. You'll be healthier.
-- When Marco Rubio is speaking, leave your house and play round of Frisbee with your best friend. You'll be enthralled.
-- When Mike Huckabee is speaking, pray.