Finally, after nearly four decades, "The Muppets" is returning to network TV tonight. The show will be aimed at a more mature audience, even those who enjoyed the original show as children, and since the nation has grown up a bit since it premiered in 1976, it likely will include some more mature humor. After all, Kermit and Miss Piggy have split, there's a new woman in Kermit's life, and Miss Piggy has shed a few pounds. Things change over the course of 39 years....

"1MM suspects there are going to be a lot of shocked moms and dads when they discover that the family-friendly Muppets of the 1970s are no more. It appears that no subject is off limits," the low-budget email address collecting fundraising arm of the anti-gay hate group American Family Association warns parents....

"It's sort of an adult Muppet show," Kermit the Frog said during a promotional video for the show. One ad read, "Finally, a network TV show with full frontal nudity."

"Technically, the advertisement is correct – seeing how Kermit doesn't wear pants," One Million Moms actually states, presumably with a straight face.