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skip fox

(19,359 posts) Thu Sep 24, 2015, 11:49 AM Sep 2015

"Let's see your hands, Numbn*ts!" . . . . Please come CAPTION Sheriff Joe Arpaio!!

Joe ("America's favorite trilobite&quot

Arpaio just finished saying: "I have the greatest respect for the Constitution and I know he's a judge. . . . But this is America and I have a gun."

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Above CAPTION based on the following DU story:
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10141215498

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"Let's see your hands, Numbn*ts!" . . . . Please come CAPTION Sheriff Joe Arpaio!! (Original Post) skip fox Sep 2015 OP

" How do you like MY comb-over?" SummerSnow Sep 2015 #1

"Oh, hey Kim Davis!" nt Tommy_Carcetti Sep 2015 #2

I promise to only serve one term as sheriff. n/t. ryan_cats Sep 2015 #3

But it lasts forever. skip fox Sep 2015 #5

Another elected racist/bigot. He's an ass, but what does it say about the electorate? Hoyt Sep 2015 #4

"So I just stuck this up my ass, it kinda stinks, I was thinking of licking it, given randys1 Sep 2015 #6

See here you fancy big city people this is how it works in little old underpants Sep 2015 #7

If I got to violate a court order to prevent illegals from coming here to gay marrying Johonny Sep 2015 #8

Arpaio is saying skip fox Sep 2015 #9

Arpaio is saying: skip fox Sep 2015 #10

SummerSnow

(12,608 posts)

1. " How do you like MY comb-over?"

Reply to skip fox (Original post)

Thu Sep 24, 2015, 11:51 AM

Sep 2015

Tommy_Carcetti

(43,182 posts)

2. "Oh, hey Kim Davis!" nt

Reply to skip fox (Original post)

Thu Sep 24, 2015, 11:51 AM

Sep 2015

ryan_cats

(2,061 posts)

3. I promise to only serve one term as sheriff. n/t.

Reply to skip fox (Original post)

Thu Sep 24, 2015, 11:52 AM

Sep 2015

skip fox

(19,359 posts)

5. But it lasts forever.

Reply to ryan_cats (Reply #3)

Thu Sep 24, 2015, 11:54 AM

Sep 2015

Hoyt

(54,770 posts)

4. Another elected racist/bigot. He's an ass, but what does it say about the electorate?

Reply to skip fox (Original post)

Thu Sep 24, 2015, 11:54 AM

Sep 2015

randys1

(16,286 posts)

6. "So I just stuck this up my ass, it kinda stinks, I was thinking of licking it, given

Reply to skip fox (Original post)

Thu Sep 24, 2015, 11:59 AM

Sep 2015

I am a fucking ignorant buffoon asshole, whaddya think, should I?"

underpants

(182,805 posts)

7. See here you fancy big city people this is how it works in little old

Reply to skip fox (Original post)

Thu Sep 24, 2015, 12:01 PM

Sep 2015

Sixth largest city in America. My office busts the people who got smuggled in here to work the fields of people not paying me off as much as the other guy. I have my smugglers and I have my growers. The other smugglers and growers pay me but not as much as the others. Now I am certainly open to changing my allegiances if you know what I mean.

Johonny

(20,851 posts)

8. If I got to violate a court order to prevent illegals from coming here to gay marrying

Reply to skip fox (Original post)

Thu Sep 24, 2015, 12:04 PM

Sep 2015

then I'm gonna do what the constitution says I should do. The constitution says, "Just do it." Although that might also be an ad campaign slogan from the 1980s. I get commercials and the constitution confused at times.

skip fox

(19,359 posts)

9. Arpaio is saying

Reply to skip fox (Original post)

Thu Sep 24, 2015, 03:00 PM

Sep 2015

"First time, it's three warning shot to the balls. . .. Second time it's a cold slab and a toe tag. . . Third time. . . ."

skip fox

(19,359 posts)

10. Arpaio is saying:

Reply to skip fox (Original post)

Thu Sep 24, 2015, 04:38 PM

Sep 2015

"Evolution? . . . Why not common sense? . . . If we came from the apes, how come we're so advanced? . . . People look at me straight in the face and say they sure can't answer that one!"

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