John's "Come to Jesus" moment...

There he was standing behind the Pope beside Joe Biden. Then the Pope began to talk about the "Golden Rule" and John started looking for his hanky... "cause he knew there was more to come.

And John was thinking, "I'm standing behind the Holy Father", because he is a Catholic...

And John felt tons of guilt from his association with a Party with such disregard for the lesser of our society.

And he began sobbing. He could not stop. I thought he was gonna wring that hanky out as if it were a dishrag...

Then the Pope asked John to pray for him. He wanted John Boehner to pray for Pope Francis!

It was more than John could stand.

He had a talk with Jesus.

And Jesus said, "Git the hell out of there!"