than these puss boils .

Getting drunk, blasting targets, and forgetting which gun we left loaded. Oh, we won't see those days again."

Bernard "School is just no fun anymore because of all these no gun zones. It was like the only way to a girl was to shoot a gun. Particularly if you've got a small penis like me."

Bill "I hear you on that. I don't know what small penis school kids do these days to impress chicks. Guns are a school boys best friend in the chick department. Second only to loofahs, and I bet schools ban those next."

Greg "Really guys? Jodie Foster still hasn't returned my letters no matter how many guns I've shot. I even murdered a man in Reno..."

Bill "I'd love to talk more about that Greg, but you even disturb me. You're that horrible a human being. You took a fun things, guns, and turned it into something dark and evil. Next up, more about the Republicans brave efforts to end hurtful overspending on food stamps for school kids. Can the GOP save our schools with their noble effort. You're watching the no spin zone and my brain hasn't spun up in years."

"I think Trump wants all three of us in his cabinet 'cause then we'll have lots of laughs around the cabinet table and in oval office and stuff. . . . And I wanta get some presidential tennis shoes!"