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Just saying but you might want to skip work and not pay your bills today.
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http://www.theguardian.com/world/2015/oct/06/end-of-world-7-october-ebible-fellowship
While our planet may have survived Septembers blood moon, it will be permanently destroyed on Wednesday, 7 October, a Christian organization has warned.
The eBible Fellowship, an online affiliation headquartered near Philadelphia, has based its prediction of an October obliteration on a previous claim that the world would end on 21 May 2011. While that claim proved to be false, the organization is confident it has the correct date this time.
According to what the Bible is presenting it does appear that 7 October will be the day that God has spoken of: in which, the world will pass away, said Chris McCann, the leader and founder of the fellowship, an online gathering of Christians headquartered in Philadelphia.
Itll be gone forever. Annihilated.
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Screw it I'm going out for breakfast and give me real cream in my coffee, extra french toast, and I'll have a bloody mary too.
I'll put it on my credit card. What the hell.
PeoViejo
(2,178 posts)Just carry-on as if nothing happened.
GummyBearz
(2,931 posts)But it was just a bad hang over... whew.
panader0
(25,816 posts)Art_from_Ark
(27,247 posts)it could actually be signaling the dawning of the Age of Aquarius
hatrack
(59,584 posts)Blah blah blah blah BLAH.
yellowcanine
(35,699 posts)A good light weight hammock with extra large rain fly to be exact.
yellowcanine
(35,699 posts)gratuitous
(82,849 posts)I was riding in Reach the Beach, wearing bib number 316. I figured I was golden. If I got raptured with my bike, I figured it was the pearly gates for sure. But I thought that if my helmet came with, that was probably a bad sign.
And, since it's already October 7 somewhere on the planet, it appears that Mr. McCann is just as full of shit as his mentor. That makes five or six apocalypses I've survived. These people should really take advantage of the opportunity to shut up more.
spanone
(135,829 posts)safeinOhio
(32,674 posts)Same logic.
DetlefK
(16,423 posts)SwissTony
(2,560 posts)I give him $1000 on Tuesday. He gives me $100,000 on Friday.
Of course, he'll jump at the chance. What could possibly go wrong?
mercuryblues
(14,531 posts)I made my bed and did laundry already today.
It also might explain why my coffee maker acted up this morning. I surely thought the world was ending, until it finally started brewing.
SoCalNative
(4,613 posts)of Mercury in retrograde, which ends Oct 9th.
world wide wally
(21,741 posts)Hers a list of a few other dates the world was supposed to end
ladyVet
(1,587 posts)It's not like I'm surprised, heathen that I am, but fuck, that's a lot.
Just think, there's plenty more opportunities for me to see the light and leave this Earthly coil! Whoot! Yeah. Like that's going to happen.
hifiguy
(33,688 posts)As Dan Hicks once asked, "How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?"
TlalocW
(15,381 posts)And I'm pissed I didn't know anything about it!
Only learned about it while surfing YouTube, and I came across this video. It's 46 minutes of acute apophenia and Christian worldview conspiracy theory and actually fun to watch on a certain level.
TlalocW
BarackTheVote
(938 posts)"On September 16th, this wicked, wicked woman named MADONNA, has this concert at Madison Square Gardens. And if you follow Madonna at all, and I hope to god you don't, many of her concerts are nothing more than evil satanism. It's almost like she's practicing witchcraft on the stage in all of the ways that they dress up, and it's perverted, it's disgusting, it's not christian!"
Wicked, WICKED woman! She makes me feel funny and think bad things! Eeeeeeeevil!!!
Arugula Latte
(50,566 posts)BarackTheVote
(938 posts)just too afraid to face the peril
LongTomH
(8,636 posts)Some serious crazy in both cases!!!!
hifiguy
(33,688 posts)Are there no lunatic asylums?
This dude has all the answers...
Lookit this,
Just in case I change my mind should something actually happen, I guess.
CanonRay
(14,101 posts)Guess they won't be coming.
Botany
(70,501 posts)Archae
(46,326 posts)And these "trVe believers" will just make excuses.
fadedrose
(10,044 posts)We've been annihalated once already this year.
niyad
(113,278 posts)hardluck
(638 posts)Hockey starts tomorrow. GKG!
olddots
(10,237 posts)kydo
(2,679 posts)Oh wait these doomsday prophets aren't Catholic that explains their idiotic claims... Not to worry Our Lady of the Blessed Holy Rosary will protect us. She will sick the Pope on those crazy nutters and boy won't they be sorry.
Then again maybe not....
SoCalNative
(4,613 posts)Wait..so Kim Davis is gonna protect us?
But Good Lord I hope not. Her 15 minutes ended 30 years ago.
niyad
(113,278 posts)Mendocino
(7,486 posts)I'm going to kidnap Punxaswaney Phil.
snooper2
(30,151 posts)I crack me up
SwissTony
(2,560 posts)snooper2
(30,151 posts)Solly Mack
(90,763 posts)Narf!
Solly Mack
(90,763 posts)hifiguy
(33,688 posts)but where are we going to get 400 feet of rubber hose, a horse and a golf bag at this time of night?"
hehehehe
notadmblnd
(23,720 posts)nt
onenote
(42,700 posts)justhanginon
(3,290 posts)1/2 pound of bacon, no, make that 3/4 pounds, may as well use it up. Extra mayo since it doesn't seem to matter. Might as well throw away that bane of my existence that accursed scale since, you know ....... .
Renew Deal
(81,856 posts)Rhythm
(5,435 posts)Makes that whole "staying in my PJs all day" thing that much sweeter...
Marrah_G
(28,581 posts)You mean this isn't hell? ~Looks around~
one_voice
(20,043 posts)Supernatural premiers Wednesday night they're gonna need to reschedule. Again.
bemildred
(90,061 posts)joeybee12
(56,177 posts)I mean, if nothing else matters after today, then why not?
Rex
(65,616 posts)Sick sick sick.
Arugula Latte
(50,566 posts)It's been nice knowing you all.
BarbaRosa
(2,684 posts)I would have had that swimming pool built by now.
fadedrose
(10,044 posts)Wonderful news. I don't have to pay my charge accounts.
Yippee.
hifiguy
(33,688 posts)I think astronomers or perhaps geologists would be the people to consult on this issue, not barking-at-the-moon jebus wheezers who play with their own poo.
SwankyXomb
(2,030 posts)assuming a gigantic influx of money from fools.
MowCowWhoHow III
(2,103 posts)2naSalit
(86,577 posts)I have to attend a funeral on the 8th that will be a dismal bummer but can't miss.
And I'm out of 1/2 & 1/2 anyway... so I hope it happens before I have to get up for coffee.
And just in case, DU, it's really been real!
lindysalsagal
(20,679 posts)I'll be in a very very warm place...Hot in fact.
MindPilot
(12,693 posts)I'll be there for sure, what with my non-belief and snarky remarks about religious people and their dumb end-of-the-world predictions!