Haven't tried it yet,

figured it was just same old Whooper with a black bun- Is there something extra special inside!

the green dye used in the black coloring for the bun survives the digestive tract and gives your poop a nice space-alien green color. This has caused considerable surprise and consternation among loyal Burger King fans. Trips to the ER are involved, along with extreme anxiety and hypochondria.

It's a huge, smelly story, and will allow mainstream media to use the word "poop." They'll be overjoyed.

just like not allowed on DU

I remember I had a post probably 10 years ago asking about floaters vs. sinkers that got locked LOL


CNN barely was able to cover the proper meaning of SANTORUM

Posting photos of bodily function products are against the DU TOS.

However, the green effect is completely harmless, so if you want to indulge in a Black-Bun Whopper, feel free to experiment. You can report back on the exact color tomorrow. But, act quickly. BK will be pulling those buns very soon, if they have not already done so.

As for myself, I do not feel the need for a Whopper today, and won't have time. I'm installing a dog door in my kitchen wall this morning so the dogs can go in and out to our fenced backyard to deposit their blessings on the grass. My wife is ecstatic, since taking the dogs out is her job, by choice. When the MN weather is below zero, she has discovered that it is not a job to relish.

So, despite my reluctance, I am cutting an opening through the wall and installing a dog flap. I approach this job with some considerable trepidation, and I don't need a green poop incident to add to my anxiety about such a task.

I'm assuming you have a fenced yard.

My beagle/shepherd cross enjoys using the flap to run out into his pen to bark for 10 minutes each night.

I had to go through a wall, first. Drywall on the inside, vinyl siding on the outside. Then, I had to build a raised outdoor platform and a set of steps for the dogs, so they have a stable, dry place to step out and get down to ground level. The inside floor of our house on the back wall is 24" above the grade.

Three hours seems about right, really. It all looks great. I still have to caulk the outside trim, but that's no big deal. I'll use expanding foam to handle the contours of the siding.

And yes, the back yard is fully fenced, but there's no door on the back of the house, hence the need for the dog flap.

Hell, I usually keep a pescatarian diet (I wonder if they'd use those buns on a fish sandwich if I asked?), but I have to try one, just for the goth-y novelty.

And for green poop...

Although, it would also be affected by what else you've eaten.

you can PM me a pic.
I can't wait to try one!

Since we always bought shitty cuts of meat, it helped.
Haven't had it in years though...

I guess they thought no one would notice the A-1 sauce is missing something really important.

It's the SHADE of green which is quite remarkable.

I woke up this morning, not quite conscious of what I had for lunch yesterday, and... glory be, there it was.

This is the closest shade I found in a quick search:

That's pretty cool.
Guess i need to head over!

It's even from Burger King! Perfect!

You could have said:
...the story is about to drop...

...the story is about to plop...

...the story is about to squirt out...

But you took the high road; why is 'poop' in the title again?

a green dye that is not neutralized by the human disgestive process, so it passes through unchanged. Alarming, perhaps, but harmless.

Green ka-ka. Green ka-ka. Now say it with me!
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The direct translation is "poop." This is America! We Speak English Here! Learn It! Speak It!

OK, technically 'stern', not 'rear':

Why come no green poop stories from them?

Then that means the burgers in the US are vegan!

That would make for a funny-tasting bun!

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Green poop probably doesn't even nudge the needle on the Japanese weird-o-meter.

The Japanese burger kings use food-grade charcoal as a coloring agent in their kuro buns. American burger kings use black food dye, which, in reality is a very, very dark green dye.

I was looking forward to trying one of these very metal burgers. Of course, many of the BKs in my area have shut down. I think that there are only two left now.

It's not harmful, so... what, are people trying to match their shit to their wardrobe? No bright-colored feces after labor day? Weird.

Or something like that.

With a surprise ending!

What a fantastic Halloween event! Stephen King references abound!

Way to go, BK! You still reign in my world!

Hm, I think I see a pattern...
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"Columbia Threatened By Green Sewage Overflow".

It can only increase sales!

Probably why it's the least favorite monster cereal.

If more people knew about Boo Berry poop magic, it would sell much better.

Have some sympathy for the victims.

Some of my friends might get an interesting surprise after eatting my black bean soup.

n/t