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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region Forums"When you do see police they seem to be in male & female pairs and often smiling": A Yank look at UK
Scott Waters made an epic post about the differences between the US and the UK. It went viral. Highlighting is mine:
* Almost everyone is very polite
* There are no guns
* There are too many narrow stairs
* Everything is just a little bit different
* The pubs close too early
* The reason they drive on the left is because all their cars are built backwards
* Pubs are not bars, they are community living rooms.
* Youd better like peas, potatoes and sausage
* Refrigerators and washing machines are very small
* Everything is generally older, smaller and shorter
* People dont seem to be afraid of their neighbors or the government
* Their paper money makes sense, the coins dont
* Everyone has a washing machine but driers are rare
* Hot and cold water faucets. Remember them?
* Pants are called trousers, underwear are pants and sweaters are jumpers
* The bathroom light is a string hanging from the ceiling
* Fanny is a naughty word, as is shag
* All the signs are well designed with beautiful typography and written in full sentences with proper grammar.
* Theres no dress code
* Doors close by themselves, but they dont always open
* They eat with their forks upside down
* The English are as crazy about their gardens as Americans are about cars
* They dont seem to use facecloths or napkins or maybe theyre just neater then we are
* The wall outlets all have switches, some dont do anything
* There are hardly any cops or police cars
* 5,000 year ago, someone arranged a lot of rocks all over, but no one is sure why
* When you do see police they seem to be in male & female pairs and often smiling
* Black people are just people: they didnt quite do slavery here
* Everything comes with chips, which are French fries. You put vinegar on them
* Cookies are biscuits and potato chips are crisps
* HP sauce is better then catsup
* Obama is considered a hero, Bush is considered an idiot.
* After fish and chips, curry is the most popular food
* The water controls in showers need detailed instructions
* They can boil anything
* Folks dont always lock their bikes
* Its not unusual to see people dressed different and speaking different languages
* Your electronic devices will work fine with just a plug adapter
* Nearly everyone is better educated then we are
* If someone buys you a drink you must do the same
* There are no guns
* Look right, walk left. Again; look right, walk left. Youre welcome.
* Avoid British wine and French beer
* Its not that hard to eat with the fork in your left hand with a little practice. If you dont, everyone knows youre an American
* Many of the roads are the size of our sidewalks
* Theres no AC
* Instead of turning the heat up, you put on a jumper
* Gas is petrol, it costs about $6 a gallon and is sold by the liter
* If you speed on a motorway, you get a ticket. Period. Always
* You dont have to tip, really!
* Scotland, Wales, Ireland and Cornwall really are different countries
* Only 14% of Americans have a passport, everyone in the UK does
* You pay the price marked on products because the taxes (VAT) are built in
* Walking is the national pastime
* Their TV looks and sounds much better then ours
* They took the street signs down during WWII, but havent put them all back up yet
* Everyone enjoys a good joke
* There are no guns
* Dogs are very well behaved and welcome everywhere
* There are no window screens
* You can get on a bus and end up in Paris
* Everyone knows more about our history then we do
* Radio is still a big deal. The BBC is quite good
* The newspapers can be awful
* Everything costs the same but our money is worth less so you have to add 50% to the price to figure what youre paying
* Beer comes in large, completely filled, actual pint glasses and the closer the brewery the better the beer
* Butter and eggs arent refrigerated
* The beer isnt warm, each style is served at the proper temperature
* Cider (alcoholic) is quite good.
* Excess cider consumption can be very painful.
* The universal greeting is Cheers (pronounced cheeahz unless you are from Cornwall, then its chairz)
* The money is easy to understand: 1-2-5-10-20-50 pence, then-£1-£2-£5-£10, etc bills. There are no quarters.
* Their cash makes ours look like Monopoly money
* Cars dont have bumper stickers
* Many doorknobs, buildings and tools are older than America
* By law, there are no crappy, old cars
* When the sign says something was built in 456, they didnt lose the 1
* Cake is is pudding, ice cream is pudding, anything served for desert is pudding, even pudding
* BBC 4 is NPR
* Everything closes by 1800 (6pm)
* Very few people smoke, those who do often roll their own
* Youre defined by your accent
* No one in Cornwall knows what the hell a Cornish Game Hen is
* Soccer is a religion, religion is a sport
* Europeans dress better than the British, we dress worse
* The trains work: a three minute delay is regrettable
* Drinks dont come with ice
* There are far fewer fat English people
* There are a lot of healthy old folks around participating in life instead of hiding at home watching tv
* If youre over 60, you get free tv and bus and rail passes.
* They dont use Bose anything anywhere
* Displaying your political or religious affiliation is considered very bad taste
* Every pub has a pet drunk
* Their healthcare works, but they still bitch about it
* Cake is one of the major food groups
* Their coffee is mediocre but their tea is wonderful
* There are still no guns
* Towel warmers!
* There are no guns
* There are too many narrow stairs
* Everything is just a little bit different
* The pubs close too early
* The reason they drive on the left is because all their cars are built backwards
* Pubs are not bars, they are community living rooms.
* Youd better like peas, potatoes and sausage
* Refrigerators and washing machines are very small
* Everything is generally older, smaller and shorter
* People dont seem to be afraid of their neighbors or the government
* Their paper money makes sense, the coins dont
* Everyone has a washing machine but driers are rare
* Hot and cold water faucets. Remember them?
* Pants are called trousers, underwear are pants and sweaters are jumpers
* The bathroom light is a string hanging from the ceiling
* Fanny is a naughty word, as is shag
* All the signs are well designed with beautiful typography and written in full sentences with proper grammar.
* Theres no dress code
* Doors close by themselves, but they dont always open
* They eat with their forks upside down
* The English are as crazy about their gardens as Americans are about cars
* They dont seem to use facecloths or napkins or maybe theyre just neater then we are
* The wall outlets all have switches, some dont do anything
* There are hardly any cops or police cars
* 5,000 year ago, someone arranged a lot of rocks all over, but no one is sure why
* When you do see police they seem to be in male & female pairs and often smiling
* Black people are just people: they didnt quite do slavery here
* Everything comes with chips, which are French fries. You put vinegar on them
* Cookies are biscuits and potato chips are crisps
* HP sauce is better then catsup
* Obama is considered a hero, Bush is considered an idiot.
* After fish and chips, curry is the most popular food
* The water controls in showers need detailed instructions
* They can boil anything
* Folks dont always lock their bikes
* Its not unusual to see people dressed different and speaking different languages
* Your electronic devices will work fine with just a plug adapter
* Nearly everyone is better educated then we are
* If someone buys you a drink you must do the same
* There are no guns
* Look right, walk left. Again; look right, walk left. Youre welcome.
* Avoid British wine and French beer
* Its not that hard to eat with the fork in your left hand with a little practice. If you dont, everyone knows youre an American
* Many of the roads are the size of our sidewalks
* Theres no AC
* Instead of turning the heat up, you put on a jumper
* Gas is petrol, it costs about $6 a gallon and is sold by the liter
* If you speed on a motorway, you get a ticket. Period. Always
* You dont have to tip, really!
* Scotland, Wales, Ireland and Cornwall really are different countries
* Only 14% of Americans have a passport, everyone in the UK does
* You pay the price marked on products because the taxes (VAT) are built in
* Walking is the national pastime
* Their TV looks and sounds much better then ours
* They took the street signs down during WWII, but havent put them all back up yet
* Everyone enjoys a good joke
* There are no guns
* Dogs are very well behaved and welcome everywhere
* There are no window screens
* You can get on a bus and end up in Paris
* Everyone knows more about our history then we do
* Radio is still a big deal. The BBC is quite good
* The newspapers can be awful
* Everything costs the same but our money is worth less so you have to add 50% to the price to figure what youre paying
* Beer comes in large, completely filled, actual pint glasses and the closer the brewery the better the beer
* Butter and eggs arent refrigerated
* The beer isnt warm, each style is served at the proper temperature
* Cider (alcoholic) is quite good.
* Excess cider consumption can be very painful.
* The universal greeting is Cheers (pronounced cheeahz unless you are from Cornwall, then its chairz)
* The money is easy to understand: 1-2-5-10-20-50 pence, then-£1-£2-£5-£10, etc bills. There are no quarters.
* Their cash makes ours look like Monopoly money
* Cars dont have bumper stickers
* Many doorknobs, buildings and tools are older than America
* By law, there are no crappy, old cars
* When the sign says something was built in 456, they didnt lose the 1
* Cake is is pudding, ice cream is pudding, anything served for desert is pudding, even pudding
* BBC 4 is NPR
* Everything closes by 1800 (6pm)
* Very few people smoke, those who do often roll their own
* Youre defined by your accent
* No one in Cornwall knows what the hell a Cornish Game Hen is
* Soccer is a religion, religion is a sport
* Europeans dress better than the British, we dress worse
* The trains work: a three minute delay is regrettable
* Drinks dont come with ice
* There are far fewer fat English people
* There are a lot of healthy old folks around participating in life instead of hiding at home watching tv
* If youre over 60, you get free tv and bus and rail passes.
* They dont use Bose anything anywhere
* Displaying your political or religious affiliation is considered very bad taste
* Every pub has a pet drunk
* Their healthcare works, but they still bitch about it
* Cake is one of the major food groups
* Their coffee is mediocre but their tea is wonderful
* There are still no guns
* Towel warmers!
http://metro.co.uk/2015/10/06/the-internet-is-loving-this-american-mans-hilariously-random-description-of-life-in-the-uk-5424630
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