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underpants

(182,848 posts) Thu Oct 8, 2015, 03:41 PM Oct 2015

Who should be the next Speaker of the House?

Since the Speaker isn't Constitutionally required to be a Member of the House .....

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	"Webster" they aren't big on details. When Emmanuel Lewis shows boy will they be surprised.
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	Chuck Norris
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	Kim Davis
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	Ben Gazzi
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	(edited choice) Craig T. Nelson - he looks like Kevin McCarthy anyway
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	Option 6
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	A Fox News blonde.
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	A hologram of Ronald Reagan
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	Donald Carson - Candian born Reformed Evangelical theologian (really he covers all the bases)
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	No telling. Fox News hasn't told them what to do yet.
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Who should be the next Speaker of the House? (Original Post) underpants Oct 2015 OP

Saul Goodman Cirque du So-What Oct 2015 #1

Who cares! The longer the GOP looks foolish the better! YabaDabaNoDinoNo Oct 2015 #2

Caligula's horse, Incitatus. hifiguy Oct 2015 #3

I was hoping for a Kardashion olddots Oct 2015 #4

When Roger Ailes has made his decision, he'll let us know. DFW Oct 2015 #5

Well, Renee Ellmer is a blonde underpants Oct 2015 #6

She's also a woman DFW Oct 2015 #8

I voted for Kim Davis. That luscious sex-goddess can do no wrong in my eyes. BlueJazz Oct 2015 #7

Hubba-hubba. Iggo Oct 2015 #12

Popeye Hayduke Bomgarte Oct 2015 #9

Alfred E. Neuman KamaAina Oct 2015 #10

Didn't they appoint him Prez'uh'dent? underpants Oct 2015 #15

General Francisco Franco... First Speaker Oct 2015 #11

Steve Martin Caro seaotter Oct 2015 #13

I see what you did there. KamaAina Oct 2015 #14

Nancy Pelosi. Blue_In_AK Oct 2015 #16

Zombie Reagan is too liberal jberryhill Oct 2015 #17

Mickey Fucking Mouse! n/t Still Sensible Oct 2015 #18

David Letterman lpbk2713 Oct 2015 #19

How about CHARLIE McCarthy! MADem Oct 2015 #20

Emperor Palpatine? Half-Century Man Oct 2015 #21

Cirque du So-What

(25,952 posts)

1. Saul Goodman

Reply to underpants (Original post)

Thu Oct 8, 2015, 03:49 PM

Oct 2015

Time for him to come out of hiding. Better call Saul!

YabaDabaNoDinoNo

(460 posts)

2. Who cares! The longer the GOP looks foolish the better!

Reply to underpants (Original post)

Thu Oct 8, 2015, 03:57 PM

Oct 2015

But then Again Americans are not very bright either so I suspect America will reward them by sending more pubs back to congress

hifiguy

(33,688 posts)

3. Caligula's horse, Incitatus.

Reply to underpants (Original post)

Thu Oct 8, 2015, 04:01 PM

Oct 2015

olddots

(10,237 posts)

4. I was hoping for a Kardashion

Reply to underpants (Original post)

Thu Oct 8, 2015, 04:03 PM

Oct 2015

or a Klingon .

DFW

(54,415 posts)

5. When Roger Ailes has made his decision, he'll let us know.

Reply to underpants (Original post)

Thu Oct 8, 2015, 04:07 PM

Oct 2015

He has to clear it with Rupert first, of course.......

underpants

(182,848 posts)

6. Well, Renee Ellmer is a blonde

Reply to DFW (Reply #5)

Thu Oct 8, 2015, 04:10 PM

Oct 2015

No, scratch that idea

DFW

(54,415 posts)

8. She's also a woman

Reply to underpants (Reply #6)

Thu Oct 8, 2015, 04:11 PM

Oct 2015

I think Megyn Kelly is about as high as that gender gets to go in Murdoch's world, and with Bonehead out, the House is now Murdoch's world.

BlueJazz

(25,348 posts)

7. I voted for Kim Davis. That luscious sex-goddess can do no wrong in my eyes.

Reply to underpants (Original post)

Thu Oct 8, 2015, 04:11 PM

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Iggo

(47,561 posts)

12. Hubba-hubba.

Reply to BlueJazz (Reply #7)

Thu Oct 8, 2015, 04:15 PM

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Hayduke Bomgarte

(1,965 posts)

9. Popeye

Reply to underpants (Original post)

Thu Oct 8, 2015, 04:12 PM

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KamaAina

(78,249 posts)

10. Alfred E. Neuman

Reply to underpants (Original post)

Thu Oct 8, 2015, 04:13 PM

Oct 2015

underpants

(182,848 posts)

15. Didn't they appoint him Prez'uh'dent?

Reply to KamaAina (Reply #10)

Thu Oct 8, 2015, 04:39 PM

Oct 2015

First Speaker

(4,858 posts)

11. General Francisco Franco...

Reply to underpants (Original post)

Thu Oct 8, 2015, 04:15 PM

Oct 2015

...despite--or because?--of the fact that he's still dead...

seaotter

(576 posts)

13. Steve Martin Caro

Reply to underpants (Original post)

Thu Oct 8, 2015, 04:18 PM

Oct 2015

Lead singer of "The Left Banke"

KamaAina

(78,249 posts)

14. I see what you did there.

Reply to seaotter (Reply #13)

Thu Oct 8, 2015, 04:20 PM

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Blue_In_AK

(46,436 posts)

16. Nancy Pelosi.

Reply to underpants (Original post)

Thu Oct 8, 2015, 06:00 PM

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jberryhill

(62,444 posts)

17. Zombie Reagan is too liberal

Reply to underpants (Original post)

Thu Oct 8, 2015, 06:18 PM

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Still Sensible

(2,870 posts)

18. Mickey Fucking Mouse! n/t

Reply to underpants (Original post)

Thu Oct 8, 2015, 07:38 PM

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lpbk2713

(42,763 posts)

19. David Letterman

Reply to underpants (Original post)

Thu Oct 8, 2015, 08:36 PM

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He's not doing much these days and when things get slow in the House he
can do fifteen minutes of standup or maybe a Top Ten Bagger Idiots List.

MADem

(135,425 posts)

20. How about CHARLIE McCarthy!

Reply to underpants (Original post)

Thu Oct 8, 2015, 11:46 PM

Oct 2015

He's a bit wooden, but he's as good as the rest of those tools--plus, I understand he keeps his business zipped up--no one has seen a lewd selfie or even a zipper askew!

Half-Century Man

(5,279 posts)

21. Emperor Palpatine?

Reply to underpants (Original post)

Fri Oct 9, 2015, 12:39 AM

Oct 2015

Seriously, Louie Gohmert, when he's angry it looks like he is on the verge of spitting out his dentures.

Tim Allen, just saw an episode of his new program "Last Man Standing" on CMT. In a single episode he managed to be moderately racist, flagrantly anti poor, rabidly anti homeless, and heaped on the victim shaming.

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