Why Did Anne Frank Hide Like A Coward Instead Of Killing Nazis Dead Like A Real Man?
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Last week, Dr. Ben Carson — alleged educated person, supposedly in possession of a functioning brain — offered his innovative Hot Tips For How To Survive A Holocaust. First, man up with a military-grade arsenal so that when the Nazis come to genocide you, you can scream “Die, Nazi scum!” and pew-pew-pew them to death, take THAT, Hitler. If that fails, you can suggest to the entire Waffen-SS, as Carson claims to have done when he was held up at gunpoint in a Popeye’s “organization” one time, “Pardon me, Mr. Nazi, but I believe you’re looking for someone else to holocaust. Try that guy over there.” See? It’s almost too easy. If only all those dumb defeatocrat Jewishes had known what any common neurosurgeon understands, we could have avoided that whole unpleasant genocide, and today’s Republicans would have to come up with an entirely different analogy for describing taxes, Obamacare, marriage equality, and abortion. Oh well. Hindsight and all.
And speaking of hindsight: Granted, hindsight is 20/20. But it turns out it was a bad idea for any Jew to have turned over a gun. It was a bad idea for any Jew to have boarded a train. It was a bad idea for any Jew to have passed through a gate into a camp. It was a bad idea for any Jew to do any work at any such camp. It was a bad idea for any Jew to not attempt to crush the skull or scratch out the eyes of any Nazi who turned his back for one moment. And every bullet that would have been fired into a Nazi coming to a doorway to confiscate a gun from a Jew would have been a sacred bullet.
That Carsonesque 20/20 insight — if only Jews had refused to cooperate and just stand there letting themselves be Holocausted like that — comes from the shart-stenched “brain” of Fox News psychiatrist and (total coincidence!) Carson supporter and fundraiser Dr. Keith Ablow, in a column titled “Why Ben Carson is right about Jews, the Holocaust and guns.”
http://wonkette.com/594771/why-did-anne-frank-hide-like-a-coward-instead-of-killing-nazis-dead-like-a-real-man
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I wouldn't be at all surprised if he admires some traits of the Nazi party. He sure does like to talk about them, a LOT. A doctor in love with the idea of mass murder. And Nazis...gee...the connection there is ghastly. 
Just look at all the mayhem he caused! Of course this was fiction and not reality but why let that stand in the way of Carson's rant?
[hr][font color="blue"][center]"The whole world is a circus if you know how to look at it."
Tony Randall, 7 Faces of Dr. Lao (1964)[/center][/font][hr]
