who was in a full rant about the maintenance guy in her mother's apartment who felt it was OK to spout off his rw religious zeal while fixing the plumbing. He's moving to AZ because he likes the governor and the politics and wants to be there for the second coming of JC.

Thanks for posting.

""Your religion should be like your underwear, personal and private."

As mentioned in the op, there is an add on to the quote that makes it even more crude. Effective imagery but the question is always, "does being more blue make it more effective?"

In other words, I like your aunt's version.