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The Louder the Monkey, the Smaller Its Balls, Study Finds
Howler monkeys are the loudest land animals on Earth, capable of bellowing at volumes of 140 decibels, which is on the level of gunshots or firecrackers. Not surprisingly, male howlers frequently use this power to advertise their sexual fitness, catcalling females with their ear-splitting roars.
But in a beautiful twist of expectations, scientists have now found that the louder the monkeys calls, the smaller the monkeys balls. A team based out of Cambridge University came to this conclusion by comparing the size of dozens of monkeys testes with the hyoid bones located in their voice boxes, which revealed a negative correlation between decibel levels and testicular endowment. The results are published today in the journal Current Biology.
http://motherboard.vice.com/read/the-louder-the-monkey-the-smaller-its-balls-study-finds-42361364663309
planetc
(7,810 posts)BlueJazz
(25,348 posts)Hotler
(11,421 posts)Thor_MN
(11,843 posts)OK, Mr. monkey, now that we have measured your voice, we just have to...
cui bono
(19,926 posts)There's a worse job. On an old Daily Show, when Craig Kilborn was still hosting, Beth someone or other (I think that was her first name) had to go to a farm and give a hog (are males hogs?) a hand job. They aired it. Blech. But funny!
hobbit709
(41,694 posts)pscot
(21,024 posts)It's too good not to share.
Martin Eden
(12,864 posts)Hillary has bigger balls than Gowdy.
Historic NY
(37,449 posts)Phentex
(16,334 posts)I really see the similarity!
DrBulldog
(841 posts)My bad. Need to read the constitution again.
gregcrawford
(2,382 posts)... Gowdy's vestigal testicles are just indentations in his diaphragm? Poor puppy...
underpants
(182,799 posts)Really? What's his principle area of study?
Well...monkey balls actually.
Wounded Bear
(58,649 posts)simian scrotums.
cui bono
(19,926 posts)Thom Hartmann read this OP on his show this morning. Came to look for it.