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ehrnst

(32,640 posts)
Fri Oct 23, 2015, 07:43 AM Oct 2015

The scientific explanation for the Benghazi hearings

The Louder the Monkey, the Smaller Its Balls, Study Finds




Howler monkeys are the loudest land animals on Earth, capable of bellowing at volumes of 140 decibels, which is on the level of gunshots or firecrackers. Not surprisingly, male howlers frequently use this power to advertise their sexual fitness, catcalling females with their ear-splitting roars.

But in a beautiful twist of expectations, scientists have now found that the louder the monkey’s calls, the smaller the monkey’s balls. A team based out of Cambridge University came to this conclusion by comparing the size of dozens of monkeys’ testes with the hyoid bones located in their voice boxes, which revealed a negative correlation between decibel levels and testicular endowment. The results are published today in the journal Current Biology.

http://motherboard.vice.com/read/the-louder-the-monkey-the-smaller-its-balls-study-finds-42361364663309

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The scientific explanation for the Benghazi hearings (Original Post) ehrnst Oct 2015 OP
Thanks. I didn't know a thing about howler moneys until you posted. eom planetc Oct 2015 #1
Well, that explains a lot. So perhaps the huge Hummer and the penis thing is really true. BlueJazz Oct 2015 #2
Yes. Bigger the truck, smaller the penis. n/t Hotler Oct 2015 #4
And you think your job is bad. Thor_MN Oct 2015 #3
Cough pscot Oct 2015 #7
Hehehe... cui bono Oct 2015 #16
Trey Gowdy explained hobbit709 Oct 2015 #5
Ima steal this pscot Oct 2015 #6
The obvious conclusion: Martin Eden Oct 2015 #8
Oh my.......... Historic NY Oct 2015 #9
Oh my! Phentex Oct 2015 #10
I didn't realize until now that Howler monkeys were eligible to run for the Presidency. DrBulldog Oct 2015 #11
Yep IDemo Oct 2015 #15
So... gregcrawford Oct 2015 #12
Yes my son goes to Cambridge you know underpants Oct 2015 #13
Ahem...around here we say... Wounded Bear Oct 2015 #14
Hillaryous! cui bono Oct 2015 #17
well, that caused people to give me some funny looks! niyad Oct 2015 #18
 

Thor_MN

(11,843 posts)
3. And you think your job is bad.
Fri Oct 23, 2015, 08:56 AM
Oct 2015

OK, Mr. monkey, now that we have measured your voice, we just have to...

cui bono

(19,926 posts)
16. Hehehe...
Fri Oct 23, 2015, 07:24 PM
Oct 2015

There's a worse job. On an old Daily Show, when Craig Kilborn was still hosting, Beth someone or other (I think that was her first name) had to go to a farm and give a hog (are males hogs?) a hand job. They aired it. Blech. But funny!

 

DrBulldog

(841 posts)
11. I didn't realize until now that Howler monkeys were eligible to run for the Presidency.
Fri Oct 23, 2015, 10:24 AM
Oct 2015

My bad. Need to read the constitution again.

underpants

(182,799 posts)
13. Yes my son goes to Cambridge you know
Fri Oct 23, 2015, 10:48 AM
Oct 2015

Really? What's his principle area of study?

Well...monkey balls actually.

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