GOP Debate was “Who Is the Biggest Wuss”

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Well, it seems that each of the GOP (Grifters on Parade) Debate has a specific theme.

The first debate, on Fecal News, was basically the Fecal News whoremongers “Whore Showcase”. All the Presidential candidates lined up like a hooker line up at the Mustang Ranch, where all the potential buyers were able to inspect the goods to see which whore could provide them with the “special” services they desired. There was a full range spread out there on stage, from the high priced crème de la crème, Pretty Boy Marco Rubio, the most desired, willing to please any and all requests, down to the bargain basement fluffers in the opening low budget debate. And they made it real clear, you give us the money, and we will be your own personal servant. And let me tell you, the Fecal News Whoremongers were oh so proud of their stable.

Debate number two was essentially “The Who Has the Biggest Dick” contest. Each of the contestants did their best to prove that they could kill the most people, wage the most wars, exploit graphically the misery of miscarriages, and tell the biggest lies. I was waiting for one of them to whip out a jar of blood and drink it onstage, kind of an Ozzie Osborne moment.

Debate number three, well, for this one, they brought out the Republican “Scare America” donkey show. These intellectual geniuses got so wrapped up into demonizing the moderators that they actually bought into their own bullshit and managed to intimidate themselves. They seemingly had an ongoing contest on stage to prove who was the biggest wuss. The only way to tell, was to inspect their underwear to see who wet themselves the most. The maintenance crew should have put up those yellow “Caution Wet Floor” warning stands in front of each “contestant”.

Now, let’s take a look at this fabulous stable of whores.
At the top of the charts, we have Donald “I’m Yuge” Trump. He’s got so much money, you can’t quite buy him, or maybe you can. Cream, in their song “Politician”, has him covered :
“Hey now baby, get into my big black car.
Hey now baby, get into my big black car.
I just want to show you what my politics are.
I'm a political man and I practice what I preach.
I'm a political man and I practice what I preach.
So don't deny me baby, not while you're in my reach.”

Comin’ on strong, is the one and only, The Evil Yoda, Ben Carson, the snake oil salesman, spiritual guru of the borg, pathological liar, grifter/con artist par excellence, vacuous all knowing of nothing sage, Afro Republican, holocaust and slavery exploiter for profit piece of shit. This is a man of true consistency, as anything and everything of which he speaks is a lie. Just give him your money, gaze into the vacuous, vapid, black hole bottomless pits of his eyes and he will provide you with a fraudulent sense of moral superiority and convince you that your ignorance is your salvation.

Leading the “Establishment” traditional whores, we offer you Marco “Pretty Boy” Rubio. Received a 100% Score on the Political Whore scale. He will do and say anything your imagination desires for a price. Nothing is out of the question for some money. Anyway you want it. Anytime you want it. Plus he is pretty too, not some used up, high mileage, worn out political skank. Fresh, if you know what I mean. No conscience to complicate things. You know, this is a real Friends With Benefits candidate here folks. You gonna get a real good time with this one. Gonna get your money’s worth here. Guaranteed.

Next up, is the pathetic “Vulture Neck” Jeb? Bush, lucky sperm, that can’t swim upstream. This sperm will never find the egg. Got his brother’s Metamucil touch, everything he touches turns to shit. Thought that he was guaranteed this one, as he started the voter registration genocide program in 2000. And demolished any semblance of voting based democracy in America. Karma is a bitch asshole.

Kasich (whatever the fuck your first name is): Get off the fucking stage and stay off until you clean up Ohio’s criminal voter repression acts and internet voting tabulation manipulation. Put election corruption criminals in jail instead of killing young black males.

Gnarly Carly Fecalrina – Another pathological liar. A prime example of failure upwards. You know that anything she says, she pulled out of her ass. She is the poster person of corporate ascendancy. Advance at the expense of others, no matter how much you lie about them, frame them, use them, fuck people over, just do it. Aside here- years ago, hubby Frank was in a band called the “Aristocrats”. Now, he and his loving wife, Gnarly Carly, are in the middle of the long running comedy bit, known as “The Aristocrats”. Eat your heart out, Gilbert Gottfried. As twisted and perverted your version of this bit is, it doesn’t come close to the GOP version.

Chris Crispee: You care about the working class? Really? REALLY? Go back to the basement in your Jersey house, close the door, and jerk off to Bruce Springsteen.

Arkansas Governor Mullah Mike Dingleberry: So, asshole, you want to shove Cristo Sharia law down America’s throat, under the guise of Religious Liberty and Freedom, and anybody that resists your fundamentalist extremist religious coercion and intimidation are equal to radical Islamic Terrorists and therefore are not entitled to any and all Constitutional rights and protections. Basically you equate fundamentalist extremist tyranny and totalitarianism with Religious Liberty and Freedom of Speech. Fuck off you piece of shit.

Texas Senator Chucky Cruz: You were a clerk to a Supreme Court Justice. And you do not know the Supremacy Clause of the Constitution of the United States? Another Cristo Jihadist whose intent it is to establish Christo Sharia Law, Christo Tyranny and Totalitarianism in America. Has anybody ever seen Chucky and Senator Cruz in the same place, at the same time? No, because they are the same evil entity. Chucky Cruz, the Evil Seed of Cristo Jihadists.

Rand Paul: Too bad that about 40% of what you say makes sense. The rest is well, you know yourself…just f’n bullshit.

Gone, but not forgotten-
Scott “Zombie” Wanker: One sleazy, slimy, beady-eyed, bloodless, soulless Zombie. Should be a background prop for Ivanna Cadaver on “Macabre Theater”. Ask ‘em nice, give ‘em a blow job and the Koch Brothers will buy the show for you.

And finally, we get to the bottom feeders, the bargain basement, how much money is in your pocket, The GOP Fluffers of 2016.

Lindsey Graham (Cracker): War. War. And More War. Kill ‘em all and let God sort ‘em out.

Bobby Jizzdoll : Another Christo Jihadist punk.

Santorum: Wrote laws to financially benefit developers. When he left office, was put on their payroll for a million a year. And this piece of shit has the nerve to claim moral superiority.

So, these are the beauty contestants in this process known as the Corporate and Religious Whores for sale exchange program, otherwise known as the GOP Presidential Debates. Take your pick, all bids taken, they have no shame, no conscience, no morals, they just want your money and will do anything you desire. They truly are the assets that just keep giving. Remember, the more money you give 'em, the more "Bang" for the buck you gonna get. Do not be afraid, join this contest to see who will be chosen as the 2016 Republikkklan Whore of the Year.

GRRRRR!!!!!