[hr][font color="blue"][center]Precision and concision. That's the game.[/center][/font][hr]

Thread win in the OP.

"I'm the most liked candidate because I always tell the truth. . . . And do you know how you can tell? . . . Well, I'm so truthful that I'd tell you if I was lying. . . . Talk about iron clad logic!"

I also hit my mother with a hammer. The vicious lies of my incredible niceness as a child that the media will tell is part of the hate-filled liberal agenda. An agenda created in our gay factory prisons where a man goes in a man and comes out a devil worshiping homosexual Hillary voter. The bible states clearly that it is to be one man and one woman, and perhaps another woman or two. You need them extra women because if a few angels visit you then you need them to throw one of those spare woman out to the rape filled crowd. I will lead this country out of the slavery of Obamacare just like Moses lead the Jews out of the grain filled pyramids of Egypt and into the barren desert. Would Jesus heal people with Obamacare, no! Obamacare is just another Nazi plot. Jesus would sell them Mannatech, a nutritional-supplement that is the closest thing to Jesus until his second coming. When Jesus comes I promise to stab him too because I love him.

During the Great Wing Famine of 1983.

Ben Carson 2016: Old Man Yells At Cloud