In honor of Ben Carson's new hip hop ad, lets have a Ben Carson freestyle rap battle

I'm Ben Carson and I'm here to say
Forget about Pharoah or the men from space
Joseph
Was a righteous dude
He built the pyramids
to store his food

Let's talk about the holocaust
Not letting folks have guns had caused
Hitler
To rise to rule
The Hebrews coulda capped that fool
If they had guns like me and Cruz

Now onto healthcare, and welfare too
It's slavery for folks like you
Like taxes
So dig my flat tax plan
It's based on tithes
Cause I'm religious, man

Now I'm a doctor, so believe what I say
Ya gotta make a choice to be a gay
Gay marriage
It's a Marxist plot
To depopulate the Earth
So drop it like it's hot

POST YOUR BEN CARSON THEMED RHYMES!!