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he Did Not Stab Anyone.
DES MOINES (The Borowitz Report)New reports indicating that Ben Carson might not have actually stabbed anyone during his youth have sent the retired neurosurgeon plummeting in the latest Republican Presidential polls.
Carson supporters, reeling from the news that their candidates past might have been devoid of stabbing, have deserted his candidacy in droves, suggesting that Republican voters viewed Carsons stabbing as a key part of his résumé.
Indeed, a recent University of Minnesota poll showed that a full third of Carson supporters singled out his stabbing experience as a top reason for supporting him for the nations highest office.
In Iowa, where Carson was the front-runner before the non-stabbing bombshell hit, voters like Carol Foyler, of Des Moines, expressed dismay and disillusionment that the retired doctor might have fabricated his stabbing exploits to make himself more appealing to Republican voters.
http://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/carson-plummets-in-polls-amid-reports-he-did-not-stab-anyone
Fred Sanders
(23,946 posts)Violence and violent rhetoric seems like what they want, even the totally not religious Trump gets the religious vote because of his promises of violence and acts of violence....the GOP early primary voters seem to value violence over their own religious beliefs....meaning they really have no beliefs at all, it is all pretend.
Wellstone ruled
(34,661 posts)Ben Who? Oh that stain of our Countries Undies.
Fred Sanders
(23,946 posts)Presidential dreamers pandering to these idiots and a media pandering to the panderers is costing the nation it's sanity.
flygal
(3,231 posts)longship
(40,416 posts)Maybe you did not notice that this is an Andy Borowitz satire, my friend.
For those who don't know, Poe's law
In it's original phrasing:
[link:Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is utterly impossible to parody a Creationist in such a way that someone won't mistake for the genuine article.]
The law gets naturally extended to religion in general and, of course, the GOP.
Fred Sanders
(23,946 posts)longship
(40,416 posts)former9thward
(32,066 posts)Fred Sanders
(23,946 posts)brush
(53,833 posts)and was beginning to thing maybe the repugs were not that crazy after all.
But alas and alack, Borowitz is at it again.
flygal
(3,231 posts)I mean look at what Trump attacked and survived - POWs!
Historic NY
(37,452 posts)0rganism
(23,965 posts)there appears to be only one option left
hifiguy
(33,688 posts)before responding.
Yup. Borowitz.
bigdarryl
(13,190 posts)Piece of chicken with a fork
JI7
(89,262 posts)Chan790
(20,176 posts)Until I saw it was Borowitz, I was thinking this was realistic and true.
Oh well, we'll have to make conservatives more aware of his vegetarianism...that should scuttle him. Let's wait until after he secures the nomination though.
Liberal_in_LA
(44,397 posts)B Calm
(28,762 posts)hifiguy
(33,688 posts)and hates teh browns and teh geys, you are A-OK in RWNJLand.
L. Coyote
(51,129 posts)about the military except what's in the Bible.