Welcome to DU!
The truly grassroots left-of-center political community where regular people, not algorithms, drive the discussions and set the standards.
Join the community:
Create a free account
Support DU (and get rid of ads!):
Become a Star Member
Latest Breaking News
General Discussion
The DU Lounge
All Forums
Issue Forums
Culture Forums
Alliance Forums
Region Forums
Support Forums
Help & Search
General Discussion
Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsBen Carson: ‘My Father Jor-El Sent Me To Earth From Kypton When I Was A Small Child’
I had a tumultuous childhood and upbringing. There was a lot that I had to overcome significant obstacles to get to where I am today. For instance, my father Jor-El sent me to Earth from Kypton when I was a small child. That was very difficult for me. I had to leave my birth planet and come to a new place and try to fit in and thrive.
There was also a time when I worked a short while at a newspaper called the Daily Planet, and I thought who better to write for a paper called the Daily Planet than a man who came from a different one.
I also have great superpowers that I have to disguise so that I fit in among everyone else. I cant let people know that I can fly or see through buildings. There will be those who would tear me down and see me as different if those abilities were to be revealed. All you have to know about me is that I love America, and since I love America I will make sure you all are loved.
you betcha:
http://www.freewoodpost.com/2015/11/06/ben-carson-my-father-jor-el-sent-me-to-earth-from-kypton-when-i-was-a-small-child/
http://www.commdiginews.com/politics-2/liberal-media-bias-has-millenials-fearing-ben-carsons-power-49762/
InfoView thread info, including edit history
TrashPut this thread in your Trash Can (My DU » Trash Can)
BookmarkAdd this thread to your Bookmarks (My DU » Bookmarks)
16 replies, 1396 views
ShareGet links to this post and/or share on social media
AlertAlert this post for a rule violation
PowersThere are no powers you can use on this post
EditCannot edit other people's posts
ReplyReply to this post
EditCannot edit other people's posts
Rec (9)
ReplyReply to this post
16 replies
= new reply since forum marked as read
Highlight:
NoneDon't highlight anything
5 newestHighlight 5 most recent replies
Ben Carson: ‘My Father Jor-El Sent Me To Earth From Kypton When I Was A Small Child’ (Original Post)
kpete
Nov 2015
OP
eppur_se_muova
(36,281 posts)1. Obviously, the cosmic ray shielding was inadequate ... nt
misterhighwasted
(9,148 posts)2. k & r
randome
(34,845 posts)3. Baby Ben built that rocket, too. He was quite the prodigy.
[hr][font color="blue"][center]You have to play the game to find out why you're playing the game. -Existenz[/center][/font][hr]
Mendocino
(7,504 posts)4. I saw Ben Carson
once inject a quart of liquid LSD into his eyeball.
Oh wait, that was Bill Brasky.
greytdemocrat
(3,299 posts)5. Keep making fun of a Black man.
That's the ticket kids...
rusty fender
(3,428 posts)6. Because black people aren't human and
aren't fallible like all of us are?
treestar
(82,383 posts)7. This one?
Are you kidding ? The man is as loony as GWB. Worse even
smirkymonkey
(63,221 posts)8. C'mon, we all made fun of Sarah Palin and feminists didn't pop
us and chide us because she was female. Face it, the guy is crazy, regardless of color.
cwydro
(51,308 posts)10. Seriously?
OK, can we still make fun of Trump?
Please say yes, please.
librechik
(30,676 posts)9. If he said it, he stole that joke from Obama--seriously
L. Coyote
(51,129 posts)11. It just keeps getting funnier. #BenCarsonWikipedia
I agree with Barack Obama on this one, and the place I'm watching is Twitter. Real time representative sampling on any topic brings out the idiocy adequately for me. And there are some very humorous gems out there on this one.
Cynthia Schrage ?@pioneercynthia 28 seconds ago
"Loss of Keystone Pipeline leaves U.S. With no place to store grain."
#BenCarsonWikipedia http://fb.me/3Amq96Hqd
SammyWinstonJack
(44,130 posts)12. Ahaha....
"Loss of Keystone Pipeline leaves U.S. With no place to store grain."
L. Coyote
(51,129 posts)14. Interesting how all the pieces fit such that it rings 100% true
if you have faith to begin with, or if you get the joke.
It must be true if Indiana Jones was interested in silos.
Monk06
(7,675 posts)15. And my best friend is Nickleback Jesus
L. Coyote
(51,129 posts)16. Not letting go of your childhood imaginary friend, priceless!