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uhnope

(6,419 posts)
Sat Nov 21, 2015, 11:08 PM Nov 2015

*Not* The Onion, but PRAVDA: "Foreigners come to Russia to escape from absurdity of the West"

The twisting of reality, the tortured syntax, the token examples... When it really tries, our old friend Pravda can still resemble the funniest of the USSR's agitprop. A few nuggets:

"Russian liberals and a certain segment of Western media never stop trumpeting about bears in the streets of Russian cities."

and

"There are foreign journalists that love Russia a lot more than their home lands. Some of them say that freedom of speech works a lot better in Russia."

and what a way to end an article:

"Loving Russia is easy, pleasant and natural."

Enjoy!

Foreigners come to Russia to escape from absurdity of the West

In a recent trend, well-known people from different countries of the world have become Russian citizens. At the same time, Russian liberals and a certain segment of Western media never stop trumpeting about bears in the streets of Russian cities, the "Putin regime" and so on.

Every such move receives extensive media coverage. A lot of people are familiar with the story of French actor Gerard Depardieu, who became a Russian citizen and started working in Russia as an actor as well.

Roy Jones, an American athlete, became a citizen of Russia after meeting with President Putin. Rumor has it (it is not clear how reliable the rumor is) that Fred Durst, the frontman of Limp Bizkit, is thinking about a Russian passport in his pocket as well. Durst is married to a Russian woman, so it can be possible.
Another famous athlete, Olympic champion and former undisputed world heavyweight champion in boxing, Lennox Lewis, is going to become a Russian citizen, Vice President of Professional Boxing Federation of Russia Andrei Ryabinsky said.

Changing citizenship is not equally harmless

Edward Snowden, a former CIA analyst, was forced to seek political asylum in Russia, after he had unveiled many interesting facts about US intelligence to the world. They say that Snowden is living a lot better than the pioneer of Internet revelations, Julian Assange, who has been living in an embassy for years, without being able to go outside. Snowden can travel all across Russia - this is obviously a lot more freedom.

There are foreign journalists that love Russia a lot more than their home lands. Some of them say that freedom of speech works a lot better in Russia. Tim Kirby, a video blogger and a TV presenter at RT, wants to obtain the Russian citizenship.

Foreign athletes see Russia as their second homeland as well. During the Winter Olympics in Sochi, it became known that snowboarder Vic Wild had obtained Russian citizenship. Viktor Ahn, a short track champion, became a citizen of the Russian Federation as well. There were athletes, who obtained Russian citizenship prior to the Winter Olympics in Sochi. Yuko Kawaguti, a Japanese skater, became a citizen of Russia in 2008. Two American basketball players, Rebecca Linney Hammon and Deanna Nolan, received Russian passports the same year.

The list can go on and on with other names - athletes, journalists, actors, balloonists, scientists, inventors. What makes prominent people move to Russia from the West? It appears that the West has taken the tenets of tolerance and political correctness to large-scale grotesque forms, making it hard for normal people to live in the West.

In search for freedom, Europe and America have come to the point that is referred to as "liberal totalitarianism" and "dictate of minorities." The people, who see it and do not want to live in this, - they pack their bags and go to Russia - the country of traditional values in the ocean of ultra-liberalism.

Apparently, the image of "cold and wild Russia" has been getting vague both inside and outside Russia. People realize that it will be a lot more comfortable for them to live and work in Russia. Actors, scientists and athletes used to move to the United States of America. They were going there in search for the American dream. The dream has come true for just a few of them.

Now we can see foreigners coming to Russia for the Russian dream. These new citizens will become real patriots of our country, as it is hard not to love Russia. Loving Russia is easy, pleasant and natural.
- See more at: http://www.pravdareport.com/society/stories/05-11-2015/132508-russian_dream-0/#sthash.RP3jF8Rr.dpuf
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*Not* The Onion, but PRAVDA: "Foreigners come to Russia to escape from absurdity of the West" (Original Post) uhnope Nov 2015 OP
Ever been to Moscow? Many, many hot chicks. AngryAmish Nov 2015 #1
Uncle Vladimir's control of the Press is alive and well, i see Yorktown Nov 2015 #2
I've known people who have gone to Russia and applied for citizenship. Igel Nov 2015 #5
A few sentences made me Dorian Gray Nov 2015 #3
Russia has the 2cd largest number of immigrants in the world newthinking Nov 2015 #4
Is there a link to that statistic? Nt treestar Nov 2015 #8
UN Population stats link here newthinking Nov 2015 #11
would love to know how "free speech works better" there treestar Nov 2015 #6
Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. nt bemildred Nov 2015 #7
But not the gay ones...right? Rex Nov 2015 #9
At least The Onion edhopper Nov 2015 #10
 

Yorktown

(2,884 posts)
2. Uncle Vladimir's control of the Press is alive and well, i see
Sat Nov 21, 2015, 11:37 PM
Nov 2015

What would be the use of pampering his oligarch friends otherwise?

Such a cosy arrangement: one stays tsar forever and the oligarchs line their pockets as reward for propaganda.



Igel

(35,320 posts)
5. I've known people who have gone to Russia and applied for citizenship.
Sun Nov 22, 2015, 10:58 AM
Nov 2015

They usually have good reasons.

Married a Russian, and the passport control routine is difficult or they can't get jobs there without citizenship.

The brother of one fellow student took Russian citizenship because of religion. Orthodox, he wanted to go to the seminary there. Last I heard he had gotten married and was close to taking his vows as a priest. (Orthodox priests, unless it's changed in the last 20 years or so, can be married as long as they become priests when already married and that vow cannot be undone, but the "spiritual" vow can coexist with the earthly marriage vow; if single and ordained, they're deemed married to the church, and cannot take on another marriage vow.)

Or there's ideology, love for what a system's billed to be versus the bit of the Western elephant that they believe defines the entirety of the Western system. Or they simply think capitalism and the quasi-chaotic varieties of democracy we have are false and misguided. So it's a push-me/pull-you sort of thing. Some mostly love the ideology there, some mostly hate the ideology here.

In some cases I've heard of people leaving because they were important and wooed. They were less aware of the situation on the ground and more aware of the glowing and wonderful things they were promised. In short, they were greedy or vain and often quickly disillusioned when their propaganda value ceased.

Dorian Gray

(13,496 posts)
3. A few sentences made me
Sat Nov 21, 2015, 11:40 PM
Nov 2015

laugh out loud. Unintentional humor. "This is obviously a lot more freedom" and the great Tim Kirby as an example of a foreign journalist were the 2 most funny. (Who the heck is Tim Kirby????)

newthinking

(3,982 posts)
4. Russia has the 2cd largest number of immigrants in the world
Sun Nov 22, 2015, 12:21 AM
Nov 2015

(US is 1st).

Sure they will have their narrative about it (just as we do). In reality there are many niche business opportunities there because the country was so sheltered from the west's consumer culture; and that is drawing a lot of immigrants.

treestar

(82,383 posts)
6. would love to know how "free speech works better" there
Sun Nov 22, 2015, 11:00 AM
Nov 2015
No First Amendment, and they have some laws limiting speech.

 

Rex

(65,616 posts)
9. But not the gay ones...right?
Sun Nov 22, 2015, 02:18 PM
Nov 2015

Gay people are hunted down and outlawed in Russia...so just the straight folk get into Russia...right Pooty Poot? Because it would be absurd to pretend Russia is anything but a military dictatorship.

Totally absurd.

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