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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsThe Republican Case for Cthulhu
https://cthulhuforamerica.com/republican-case-cthulhu-president/The fundamental problem Republicans have is that no candidate has been able to fill Ronald Reagans shoes. None of the bumblers on the Republican debate stage can measure up to the reputation of the president who heralded in a generation of conservative economic dominance.
While Republicans may initially recoil at the thought of an ancient deity with no Republican party credentials ruling the United States, they should find the certainty of realizing three major goals appealing....
We have acquired the Essential Salts of President Reagan. Cthulhu feels that Zombie Reagan would be a great asset to his White House staff. In particular, Cthulhu thinks that Zombie Reagan would be the perfect agent to deal with the Washington Press Corps....
Choosing Cthulhu over a bakers dozen of limp blowhards is a no-brainer. Especially after Zombie Reagan is finished feasting on them. Electing Cthulhu to the presidency will finally make America great. Period.
While Republicans may initially recoil at the thought of an ancient deity with no Republican party credentials ruling the United States, they should find the certainty of realizing three major goals appealing....
We have acquired the Essential Salts of President Reagan. Cthulhu feels that Zombie Reagan would be a great asset to his White House staff. In particular, Cthulhu thinks that Zombie Reagan would be the perfect agent to deal with the Washington Press Corps....
Choosing Cthulhu over a bakers dozen of limp blowhards is a no-brainer. Especially after Zombie Reagan is finished feasting on them. Electing Cthulhu to the presidency will finally make America great. Period.
Cthulhu fthagn!
edit: Pity Rhythm is no longer around. She would enjoy this.
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The Republican Case for Cthulhu (Original Post)
KamaAina
Nov 2015
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longship
(40,416 posts)1. One nation under Cthulhu!
The ultimate order!
hifiguy
(33,688 posts)2. Why settle for the lesser evils?
Get 'em, Cthulhu!!!
COLGATE4
(14,732 posts)3. I for one welcome the coming of our Dark Lord Cthulu...
stage left
(2,962 posts)4. Didn't we already have
a zombie Reagan? Oh, well, I don't guess you can have too many.