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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsFrom our beloved Margaret and Helen: 2015 Thanksgiving Letter to the Family
http://margaretandhelen.com/2015/11/23/2015-thanksgiving-letter-to-the-family/ This will be my first Thanksgiving without my gallbladder. And I just learned that we have one more special needs eater in the family. Ill tell you what, this year I will meet you all halfway. Ill make the same meal I make every year and those of you with vegitarian, vegan and gluten issues can stop eating halfway through the meal. Problem solved.
3. Despite modern advances in the food industry, turkeys are only so big. We are a large family and because of modern advances in the food industry our asses are big as well. So this leaves us with the need to achieve a delicate balance between how much we CAN eat vs. how much we WILL eat to make sure there is enough for everyone. Please monitor your children (see rule 2) and make sure they take only what they will eat. And if you dont get enough, dont worry. Theres always pie.
4. I absolutely cook with bacon and bacon grease. I use lots of butter, cream, salt and even a little sugar. Thanks to the advances in modern medicine, you can bring your medical prescriptions with you and leave your dietary restrictions at home.
10. If you want to talk politics come sit next to me. Theres a good chance Ill either convince you to change your politics or change your desire to talk about politics. And if neither happens, I can always turn off my hearing aids.
3. Despite modern advances in the food industry, turkeys are only so big. We are a large family and because of modern advances in the food industry our asses are big as well. So this leaves us with the need to achieve a delicate balance between how much we CAN eat vs. how much we WILL eat to make sure there is enough for everyone. Please monitor your children (see rule 2) and make sure they take only what they will eat. And if you dont get enough, dont worry. Theres always pie.
4. I absolutely cook with bacon and bacon grease. I use lots of butter, cream, salt and even a little sugar. Thanks to the advances in modern medicine, you can bring your medical prescriptions with you and leave your dietary restrictions at home.
10. If you want to talk politics come sit next to me. Theres a good chance Ill either convince you to change your politics or change your desire to talk about politics. And if neither happens, I can always turn off my hearing aids.
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From our beloved Margaret and Helen: 2015 Thanksgiving Letter to the Family (Original Post)
mcar
Nov 2015
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3catwoman3
(24,006 posts)2. I am so glad "Give 'Em Hell Helen" is still...
...dishing it out.
mcar
(42,334 posts)4. I am too catwoman
I love her posts!
3catwoman3
(24,006 posts)6. I want to be her when I grow up.
I'm 64 now, and in a career field where I always have to be polite. I have fantasies of coming back in my next life as a restaurant or movie critic so I could just let fly and say,"That really sucks!" and get paid for being blunt. I think it could be fun.
I wonder if she was always this outspoken.
mcar
(42,334 posts)7. I wonder too
I'd love to get together with her for a girls night out!
Warpy
(111,272 posts)3. Oh, gosh, I think I want to adopt Helen
"6. You neednt bring anything, but if you insist on bringing a dish, then go ahead and bring it. If its good, well make room on the buffet. If its jello salad, well make room in the trash."
If families don't have this rule, they damned well should.
uppityperson
(115,677 posts)8. They remind me so much of a couple of my aunts
Except those aunts are now rather dustier.
A bit of humor they would appreciate.
Thanks for sharing.