Someone else go first. I have no preference.

Stock up on food, water and baseball bats. Just a PSA.

Headshots.

It's the only way to take them down.

But he knows after watching "Shawn of the Dead" 15 times already.

no point in being stingy with bullets when one's mortal life is on the line.


eta...thanks for correcting me, I would have become zombie fodder if not for the correct rules.

DOUBLE TAP.

Holy crap, and I've been making fun of my husband for years for preparing for this. At least we're prepared.

Even T-shirts!

http://www.cdcfoundation.org/zombies

Beware! Take precautions, for it has begun!

I hate half dogs.

Hospital staff reported he said he "couldn't bear having that shit in him another minute."

nt

...and now this?!?!?!?

Potential psychiatric problems + injury and suffering = mockery in responses.

Good for you.

The responses here make me puke. Some poor guy so mentally messed up does this hideous violence to himself that others have to witness and this yucking it up is the result.

It's a reflex like your knee jumping with a bump from a rubber hammer. I was as horrified by this story as a I was the one about the man in Florida on bath salts but I recognize why people try to diminish the horror through humor.

No, really. That's what the cops said. "You expect me to swallow that tripe?"



(Okay, the joke is slightly off, since tripe is stomach lining, not intestine. But I still like it.)

nt