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Mack Wolford, a flamboyant Pentecostal pastor from West Virginia whose serpent-handling talents were profiled last November in The Washington Post Magazine , hoped the outdoor service he had planned for Sunday at an isolated state park would be a homecoming like the old days, full of folks speaking in tongues, handling snakes and having a great time. But it was not the sort of homecoming he foresaw.
Instead, Wolford, who turned 44 the previous day, was bitten by a rattlesnake he owned for years. He died late Sunday.
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http://www.washingtonpost.com/lifestyle/style/serpent-handling-pastor-profiled-earlier-in-washington-post-dies-from-rattlesnake-bite/2012/05/29/gJQAJef5zU_story.html?tid=pm_pop
So many nincompoops, so few snakes....
FSogol
(45,488 posts)longship
(40,416 posts)When he claimed he could speak in tongues, he was speaking with forked tongue.
Instead, he earns a Darwin Award.
hifiguy
(33,688 posts)rusty fender
(3,428 posts)cthulu2016
(10,960 posts)The Bible says that followers of Christ shall take up serpents, and shall drink poison and not be harmed.
When someone inconveniently dies of snake-bite the snake handlers say that "shall not be harmed" refers only to the drinking poison part.
The taking up serpents is just something you ought to do, though you may be harmed.
(The snake handlers also drink highly diluted poison, BTW)
rustydog
(9,186 posts)Irony at work? Satan at work? God at work?
GodlessBiker
(6,314 posts)Oh, what the hell...
Bwahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!
cali
(114,904 posts)HopeHoops
(47,675 posts)And I've owned a snake so I know where that "doesn't belong" spot is.
Arkana
(24,347 posts)Worthy of a Darwin Award right there.
Sancho
(9,070 posts)RC
(25,592 posts)Nothing about any poison.
pansypoo53219
(20,978 posts)maybe god was pissed.
mahatmakanejeeves
(57,475 posts)Details begin to emerge on pastors snake bite death
May 30, 2012
Details begin to emerge on pastors snake bite death
By Samantha Perry
Bluefield Daily Telegraph The Register-Herald Wed May 30, 2012, 12:01 AM EDT
BLUEFIELD A Mercer County pastor who died after being bitten by a timber rattlesnake during a religious service in McDowell County was taken to a Brushfork-area residence before emergency service personnel were called.
Details into the death of Mack Randall Wolford, 44, of Green Valley, emerged Tuesday after it was learned Wolford, pastor of Full Gospel Apostolic House of the Lord Jesus in Matoaka a church that practices serpent handling died Monday as a result of a snake bite incurred during a homecoming service.
Lauren Pond, a freelance photojournalist from Washington D.C., was at the weekend service during which Wolford was bitten.
Pond said about 25 people were in attendance at the homecoming service at Panther State Forest. Randy (Wolford) had invited me down, Pond said, explaining that she had been working with Wolford for about a year on a documentary project. I went to it (the homecoming service) last year. This gathering was the second one.
Bake
(21,977 posts)Or so they will say.
Bake
uponit7771
(90,346 posts)...of context in the bible
Wind Dancer
(3,618 posts)... and died as a result.
mikeytherat
(6,829 posts)Homer the Heretic (episode 9F01)
Homer invites Moe to join his new religion, but Moe explains, "I was born a Snake Handler, and I'll die a Snake Handler."
mikey_the_rat
cynatnite
(31,011 posts)He stayed at church, they prayed and he died.
His arm swelled up to probably 3 or 4 times it's normal size. It was atrophying. He kept praying and singing because he thought his god would save him. It was a disturbing site.
Hubert Flottz
(37,726 posts)And for sure, that bad snake came back and bit him near the ass. You'll have that shit!
malaise
(269,031 posts)Byebye!
dmallind
(10,437 posts)What exactly makes virgin births, raising the dead, multiplying snacks and dying for our "sins" less mockable than handling snakes?
hobbit709
(41,694 posts)It doesn't matter what you believe, the real question is what does the snake believe.
dmallind
(10,437 posts)It doesn't matter what you believe about, for example, biology; the real question is how death and reproduction work.