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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsAdolf Hitler Tired of Being Compared to Donald Trump
NAZI BLOCK, HELL From within the confines of the Nazi Block that Bob Satan Beelzebub built in his Lake of Fire Penitentiary, Adolf Hitler is furious, and hes not going to be quiet about it.
That bastard is stealing my material, Hitler told our reporter by Hell-phone interview, adding that if people think you need to advocate for the incineration or gassing of more than six million people to be considered a fascist, then the Republicans have done an even better of dumbing down the populace than he could have possibly hoped to achieve in his own time. Hitler said hes sick and tired of being compared to Donald Trump, and hes pursuing legal options to shut down the billionaire moguls presidential rhetoric on the basis of trademark infringement.
I had a signature, shitty little mustache, and hes got a signature, shitty pile of dead straw and human excrement he calls hair, Hitler said, and thats just the mildest of comparisons you can make between us. Hitler said that basing a line of political rhetoric solely on the demagoguery of a whole religious sect of people was something he worked [his] fingers to their anti-Semitic bones to perfect and that some bloviating chump that doesnt have the balls to call for rounding up his enemies and killing them will steal all [his] dictatorial thunder.
Though he was angry at what he called a severe violation of his intellectual property rights when it comes to religious-based persecution of a large swath of people. He should get his own thing, Hitler said adding that fascism, hate-filled rhetoric and propaganda, and downright apathy toward people of non-Aryan descent was his shtick. Hitler said that ultimately he just thinks Donald is a poser and that he probably doesnt even have the balls to put out a good propaganda film comparing Muslims to rats, or the like, and that lack of commitment to the fascist cause worries him.
http://nationalreport.net/adolf-hitler-tired-of-being-compared-to-donald-trump/
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Adolf Hitler Tired of Being Compared to Donald Trump (Original Post)
Katashi_itto
Dec 2015
OP
There is absolutely no shortage of material here folks, all ya can eat basically:
winstars
Dec 2015
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MohRokTah
(15,429 posts)1. It's amazing the lengths satirical writers must go to these days.
Reality nearly decimated the sarcasm industrial complex.
Katashi_itto
(10,175 posts)2. True. I mean you really have to go far now.
99th_Monkey
(19,326 posts)3. According to Trump' ex-wife, Trump is quite literally a big fan of Adolf.
According to a 1990 Vanity Fair interview, Ivana Trump once told her lawyer Michael Kennedy that her husband, real-estate mogul Donald Trump, now a leading Republican presidential candidate, kept a book of Hitler's speeches near his bed.
"Last April, perhaps in a surge of Czech nationalism, Ivana Trump told her lawyer Michael Kennedy that from time to time her husband reads a book of Hitler's collected speeches, My New Order, which he keeps in a cabinet by his bed ... Hitler's speeches, from his earliest days up through the Phony War of 1939, reveal his extraordinary ability as a master propagandist," Marie Brenner wrote.
Hitler was one of history's most prolific orators, building a genocidal Nazi regime with speeches that bewitched audiences.
http://www.businessinsider.com/donald-trumps-ex-wife-once-said-he-kept-a-book-of-hitlers-speeches-by-his-bed-2015-
hifiguy
(33,688 posts)4. I thought he was running in a by-election in Minehead
central scrutinizer
(11,653 posts)5. Response from Der Fuhrer
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|winstars
(4,220 posts)6. There is absolutely no shortage of material here folks, all ya can eat basically: